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her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

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Can we include darebee.com with ao3 and wikipedia on our list of really good nonprofits with excellent services that we stan?

It's a free, no sign-up, no ads fitness resource created by professionals who view this as activism (fitness should be accessible to everyone), and it's very thoughtful and thorough.

Features I really like:

- all instructions for workout routines are diagrammed on single pages with a clean, easy to read layout

- there's 30 or 60 day programs you can follow if you, like me, don't know what to do. they take you through a rotation of workouts so you're working different muscle groups on different day for a specific purpose

- there's so much variety and there's a filter so you can find the level and your goals and type of workout you wanna do

- you don't need any equipment

- some of the programs are RPGs or adventure stories! How's that for motivation. There's also badges and achievements or something but I haven't looked that closely at how that works yet

- they're nerds. they name workouts after D&D classes. There's a Lannistrr workout, a batcave workout, a witcher workout

- I've only scratched the surface

I'm doing this really easy one to start out

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do you wanna have an anime fight in a crater

grapples you

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Man I remember I used to follow like a million Undertale roleplay blogs, do those still exist now?

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this is what having sex with sonic the hedgehog sounds like btw

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hey man do you need something

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by far the funniest tiktok i’ve seen in a while

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Trying to inflict psychic damage to a tumblr user is like trying to irradiate a cockroach, like it can be done, but the lethal dose is not safe for humans either

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wish i could show u guys how good i cleaned the grout in the shower but i didnt take a before pic, and my work was so exemplary that if i showed u the clean shower you would say no this is a new shower and youre lying for grout clout, and ive had a long week so that would probably be the last straw for me

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Today’s fish thing is this set of fish glass cups!

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my favorite video of all time ever