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just had a flashback of one of my fondest memories- a summer spent at my grandparents house reading dominic toretto/ brian o’connor smut and mourning paul walker all over again

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75 hard but it’s just me trying to not spend money on things i don’t need 🫠

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nimble, a border collie-papillon mix, wins the 12” class in the 2024 masters agility championship. the first time a mixed breed has won at westminster ever.

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IM BEGGING FOR A FIC. THIS IS EVERYTHING IVE EVER WANTED

Younger (Origins) freshly mutated Wade and old man Logan

Ft: @shy-canadian-snowflake & @orcadork4ever

Old man Logan who still has most of the sex drive from when he was younger just not the stamina vs Wade who has both

Od: He just plays with Wade and uses toys on him when he can’t keep going. Uses a strap and has Wade ride it so he can just lay back and enjoy the show maybe take a quick nap

Wade wants to please him SO BADLY he wants to please and show how good he can be

Logan hasn't had someone wanted to do that for him in decades it's a breath of fresh air

Wade is fucking insatiable and it does thing to Logan's ego that can't be fixed. The knowledge that even though he's ancient Wade still want him in the worst kind of ways

Wade who's on his knees check on Logan's upper thigh making the most pathetic fuck me eyes Logan's ever seen. And despite his age Logan is only a man and damn does he want to give this kid everything he wants

Wade will rut against his leg like a dog and whine and moan. Something Logan ignores him which turns into Wade making as big of a show of himself as he can manage.

Logan always caves and tells Wade to do what he wants, which usually equates to bouncing on Logan's cock until Logan has to force him off

Sc: Oh Wade would boost Logan's ego so much- this young hot thing wants him, at this age? D a m n

Wade dragging Logan out to places and sitting so pretty on his lap. He's showing off what he managed to bag but the other way around toonas Logan gets to show off what he has perched atop him like a prize

Wade who's stadling Logan in some bar licking and sucking at his neck while everyone watches

Wade is so chronically horny it's insane

He gets himself worked up constantly and Logan has to deal with it. But Logan would never complain in a million years because it's so unbearably hot and flattering.

Wade who gets unbearably horny because he's daydreaming about Logan. He's rock hard and whimpering a wet spot glaring obvious in his obscenely tented boxers as he climbs into Logan's lap one evening after trying to go to sleep. It's so pathetic and Logan has never seen anything hotter in his life

Logan can barely take what Wade does or wants to do. Logan's to damn old and his bones hurt to fucking much.

Sc: Logan needing afternoon naps and Wade being the caffinated chihuahua that he is making that impossible

Od: He eventually just pins him down and lays all 450lbs on him to keep him still. Wade ends up falling asleep before even Logan does because he loves his Wolvie shaped weighted blanket

But he's awoken by Wade grinding against him.

Logan has honest to God never had more sex in his life which is insane because at some point he was fucking 25 and insatiable

Sc: You know Wade is making jokes about his sex drive and not being able to keep it up

Logan spitts at him it's not his fault Wade can't ever get enough.

Logan can't help but to get flashbacks to his 20's because yeah....he was just as bad.

He can take a lot and he knows how much it sucks. He could never satisfy himself when he was younger and trust he tried, but he was to afraid of hitting someone.

But what If that's half the reason Logan puts up with it besides it being obscenely hot. He gets it

Wade though? Well he could take anything Wade had and maybe the kid wouldn't be as miserable as he was.

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Seeing their names together like that in canon makes me go BARK BARK

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How smug is he when he fucks you so good your orgasm makes you pass out.

purrrr omg thats such a hot prompt tbh

warnings: minors dni!!

Origins Logan -

Oh man he is so cocky about it. He's still buried deep inside of you and whispering in your ear when he hits that one spot that makes your eyes roll to the back of your head and your body go limp. He's worried at first. Grabbing you and tilt your head up. He tries talking to you and when you don't respond he stops. It takes him a second but he realizes that you passed out from getting fucked too hard. Oh he just smirks. He takes care of you of course. Slipping out and probably finishing himself off in the bathroom. He cleans you up, tucks you into bed and lays next to you. When you wake back up he's all over you. Pulling you close and teasing the shit out of you. Saying that you're so good to him, letting him fuck you till you can't take it. You tell him next time don't stop and he growls and climbs on top of you, ready to make good on that.

Trilogy Logan -

Oh my god he will not shut up about it. It happens once, Logan is basically tearing you apart. Orgasm after orgasm he's pulling from you with no signs of stopping. He's whispering the most filthy things you can imagine and making you take it just how you like it. Your eyes roll to the back of your head and you stop making noises. Logan slows down when he realizes you've gone completely limp. He taps your face and calls your name but you don't respond. It dawns on him that he literally fucked you to the point of passing out and he just fucking smiles. He doesn't move, instead holding you close and waiting for you to wake back up. He's gentle as he rolls onto his side. Deciding to give you a couple minutes before he gets up. Luckily you do after a little bit. Still full of Logan and his hands are rubbing soothing circles into your hip.

First thing is he does make sure you're okay but once he's sure he turns into an unbearable dick. Affectionally of course. Saying that he knew he was good but he didn't know he was that good. He fucks you again, whispering about how hot it is that you wanted him that bad. You let him fuck you till you passed out and he's never going to forget it. Pretty much every time you guys get intimate he'll bring it up and ask if you wanna do it again.

DOFP Logan -

He's more worried but he can't lie it boosts his ego like crazy. He knows he's not as young as he used to be but his stamina is still there and sometimes he wants to fuck like a rabbit. He's got you pinned against the wall as he fucks you during a break in classes. He's rougher, more feral than usual and you fucking love it. He had already fucked you early that day and your body was screaming in pleasure. A little pain but nothing you couldn't handle. Logan notices you getting weaker as you get closer, a small worry coming over him as your eyes flutter closed. It was so damn good that you lost consciousness for a second. Logan freaks out for a second. Pulling you off the wall and placing you on a nearby by desk. He's holding you close and whispering in your ear. It's not long until you come back and Logan breathes a sigh of relief. You have this fucked out happy look on your face and Logan just smirks.

Not bad for an old man huh?

Old Man Logan -

He feels guilty for pushing you too far. Even though you love it he can sometimes treat you like glass. To him he's this old perv and you're this perfect angel sent to him and so he fears that letting his animal side out would result in hurting you. The moment you go limp in his arms is the moment he panics. Did he push you too hard? Was he cross a line? This was one of the times you had begged for him to let go and he told you that you didn't know what you were asking for. But he can't say no to you and so he let his dirtier fantasies take hold and basically let himself rail you into next week.

He's holding you tight and massaging your body until you wake up. You can see the guilt in his eyes when you come back and you tell him that it's okay. That it was really hot and you want more of that side of him. He's very hesitant to believe you and he says maybe another time. It does take a bit before he's ready to go that far again but he does it because he loves you and doesn't want to hurt you.

Worst Logan -

It's like a mix of cocky and guilt. He feels bad for pushing you over the edge like that but a part of him is eating up the fact that he's still got it in him to make you scream his name. He’s more animalistic than his other selves and you begged him to let go. Show you the animal that growls and speaks in that sexy sexy voice. He had you pinned against every surface if your apartment pulling orgasm after orgasm until your voice was scratchy and your brain went dumb.

Logan hates it but seeing you passed out because of his cock makes him harder than he was before. He feels bad but fuck its so hot. He doesn’t do anything about it until you wake back up. He’s got water and makes you drink the whole glass. You think its hot seeing him so untamed. You can tell he’s turned on but he won’t say it so you are the one to break the ice. Telling him that next time don’t stop and he’s pouncing on you like the feral sexy beast he is.

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all i’m hearing is that he’s got a bush….. and i am HERE for it 🤠

☆ ☆ ☆ credit!- LiveKellyandMark on yt! ☆ ☆ ☆

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tiktok is so funny a video will say "tell me your most unhinged fave fanfic tags in the comments" and ppl will be like "omg dont hate me but....dacryphilia 🫣" girl first of all men crying gets everyone hard Second of all

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he’s so fine and for what

Knives Out (2019) dir. Rian Johnson

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cute lil shopping haul

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Moar!

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you could NEVER convince me that he wouldn’t let you hold it while he pees

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good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

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a boost of serotonin for anyone who needs it

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I have my ✨️ spark ✨️ back (hyperfixated on a new gay non-canon relationship)