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AMAZING DAY TO BE A SPLATOON FAN GANG

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Far, far away from the Cookie Kingdom

“Pomegranate Cookie, if you keep being mean at them, they’ll keep being useless and your plan will fail.”

“How dare you speak to me in manner? You have no right to lecture me.”

“I want to see this team improve, starting off with how you treat your friends.”

“Hmph we aren’t friends, we simply follow our Master’s orders”

“Yeah, but she isn’t here, is she?”,

“She chose you to be her second in command, because she trusted you.”

!!!!

“Get them to love you, or at least like you, and they’ll do anything for you. Show your- our Master how good you are at guiding them.”

She recomposed herself.

“What do you suggest then, I congratulate them? Give each an award for doing the bare minimum?”

“Not exactly. Just try saying nice things.”

“And that actually works?”

“Oh, it works, all right.”

She looked in the surface of her red mirror, searching for something that you couldn’t see or maybe contemplating your words?

“Here, I give you a head start.” You lightly punched her arm.

“WHOA, POMEGRANATE COOKIE! So you think your colleagues are all amazing but you’re afraid to tell them your true feelings?”

The attention in the room shifted on you two, both cookies and cakes previously busy chatting now becoming completely silent.

“What? What are you—”

“What’s that? You think Choco Werehound Brute is the toughest cake in the tower ‘cause he doesn’t take garbage from anyone?”

The priestess narrowed her eyes at your direction, hating the scene that you just caused and the other desserts’ curiosity. She was ready to yell once again but before she could say anything a glimmer appeared on the mirror, she couldn’t go against her Master.

“Uh…Yes. He is… tough. His strength is greatly appreciated.”

“Oh, well, I do brush my mane with a fork. It really hurts.”

“And what were those nice things you said about Bat-Cat?”

“Um… Bat-Cat never missed a day, even when he was sick.”

“And Licorice Cookie?”

“I won’t do Licorice Cookie”

“And Licorice Cookie?”

“Licorice Cookie’s an idiot”

“But, when he makes a mistake, he own it. And he doesn’t stop until he makes things right. And because of that…”

A smile started creeping in your face.

“He has…”

Come on, come on.

“He’s earned my respect.”

“I have?”

“Yes?”

Pomegranate Cookie’s dough colour was getting close to her robes shade which she used to cover her mouth and used the other to dismiss the group.

“D-do not test my patience. You better complete the mission without errors.”

The desserts left the room, whispering among themselves on the new weird but welcomed change in behaviour.

“Well, if you need me you know where to find me” in the kitchen.

“That includes you, Traveler Cookie.”

“Ha ha, w-what you mean?”

“You’ll make sure the mission goes smoothly.”

What?! “But I don’t know how to fight! I mean who is going to prepare dinner? And wasn’t l supposed to stay confined in the castle? And also-”

“I’m aware of your condition and l’ll make sure nothing happens to you,”

“But since you insisted in wanting to see them improve, you shall be the first witness.”

Damn it, you were so close. So close to find out how your new wand works.

“This is an order, do you understand?”

Maybe this could still be beneficial for your research after all you can’t find old relics if you don’t go out.

“Yes, m’am”

A/N: MAGICAL BAKER LORE DROP WHAT!? I have been reworking this Au I'll explain everying in an another post and yes it was inspired by that scene from Amphibia with Sasha and Grime. My school ended (YIPPE!!) but I still have things to do but I'll try to post more have a nice day :3

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Okay! Time to finally do my lore discussions!

BEAST YEAST EPISODE 10, BUT THE THINGS THAT AREN’T RELATED TO ETERNAL SUGAR OR HOLLYBERRY

Yeah so um… SILENT SALT MENTION??

It would make sense for one of The Five Virtues to be regarded as “a most honored guest”, plus they are described as silent. You may be thinking, “but that looks nothing like Silent Salt!” but we know from their concept art that Veils were meant to be a big part of their design, and we know from the original Beast Yeast trailer that Silent Salt’s soul jam used to be white, so they likely had a more white color scheme than the black/purple we think their Beast form has. Basically, I think it makes perfect sense for Silent Salt to be portrayed as looking like this glowing white flowy figure.

Now, there’s the obvious that I’ve heard people theorize Even Before This. “Silent Salt betrayed the other Beasts”. I’m not saying that’s wrong, but let’s think about this.

First thing I wanna say is, I don’t think what we’re seeing here is Silent Salt as a Beast. Obviously, since I described how the design could fit their pre-corruption self, and the Faerie Kingdom wouldn’t want a Beast in their domain, but I think this takes place before ANY of the Virtues were Beasts.

Something that ALWAYS bugged me, was Elder Faerie’s story about the Beasts. I always hated how he said the story begins when the Silver Tree was just a sapling, only for the story to start when the beasts were still virtues. Like, didn’t you say the Silver Tree was planted to trap them? Why is there suddenly a sapling all the way at the beginning?

Well, I think I can finally rest easy. For whatever reason, Unsilent Salt planted the Silver Tree sapling with Elder Faerie. BEFORE the Beasts became a thing. So now the question is: why?

People think Silent Salt betrayed the other Beasts, and I’m unsure where I stand on that idea myself. It makes enough sense, especially as a parallel to how White Lily betrayed the other Ancients (as dark enchantress), but there are things about it that bug me.

For starters, Silent Salt IS a Beast. All of the Beasts have differing ideas, so not wanting any one of them to do whatever destruction they’re doing isn’t enough to say they’re a traitor. We’ve seen that Silent Salt was out there cutting people and moons in HALF during the Beast Go Crazy time. Eternal Sugar’s description to Hollyberry about what would happen if she left mentions Silent Salt as a threat, too. THEY ARE A BEAST. No matter their motivations (as some of the Beast’s motivations can seem well-intentioned), they are causing harm to Cookiekind.

So we can assume they don’t WANT to be sealed away. Maybe that’s wrong! But we have nothing that suggests they want to be trapped in a tree. Another thing is that none of the Beasts have said anything about being betrayed by their buddy Silent Salt. I acknowledge that the writers could be purposely avoiding that subject to avoid spoiling it, but at a certain point it’s just ridiculous. Surely SOMEONE would’ve said SOMETHING. Instead they only blame the Witches for their demise. My point is, despite changing Solidarity for Silence, Silent Salt Is One Of Them.

So we get back to the Why. Why did Solidarity Salt speak with Elder Faerie and get the Silver Tree planted? Was it… a safeguard? Did Virtue Salt worry that one day, they and their friends would forsake the world, and wanted a way to stop themselves? And… was this even the original intention behind the Silver Tree? Maybe the tree was meant for something else. Maybe it had no purpose at that point. Who knows.

I may think on it some more, though I’m more of a “wait and see” person. I’d be open to hearing yall theories tho.

Now onto the NEXT thing, that I haven’t seen anyone talk about yet (not that I’ve been actively searching):

AND THEN IT HITS US WITH THE “TO BE CONTINUED”???????

I feel we all assume this is leading into the Silent Salt story. That would make sense! It does say to be continued, and we know the next plot IS Silent Salt.

But then I’d like to bring up this:

Why was Shadow Milk collecting these berries…? It could’ve just been an excuse, but it’s such a weird thing to say I don’t feel like it was. People seem to think he’s referring to Pure Vanilla, which, if we assume this takes place DURING episodes 7-8, I could maybe see. But with the things he says after, about being careful with your Other Half, it seems like this is likely AFTER he gets his heart broken by Pure Vanilla. In which case, I do NOT see him calling PV his little struggling student.

You see where I’m going with this, yes? Seeing as I brought up the Gingerbrave thing FIRST? Indeed, it is my current theory that Shadow Milk is messing with Gingerbrave right now.

I mean, it literally says Near The Spire Of Deceit. Which COULD just be where he happens to be at the moment, but like… it’s strange huh? I doubt we got a Shadow Milk Cameo for No Reason. I think there’s a reason these two cameos are happening within the same episode: they may be connected.

I mean, didn’t Shadow Milk give Pure Vanilla nightmares too? It’s totally likely that this is his doing.

Now you’re probably going… “but poppy! Why would we get a Shadow Milk plot leading into the Silent Salt episodes?! Surely this is related to Silent Salt instead!!”

Now I’m going to say something that will make people mad: Shadow Milk is the Main Beast.

We’ve known this FROM THE START. He was the one that appeared in episodes 1-2, he was there in the Laboratorium, he is in the middle of the beast gacha image. He mirrors Pure Vanilla, who is the Ancient we follow the most, and is most closely related to our main characters. (Again a reason I think he might be messing with Gingerbrave: Pure Vanilla is always with him, so it makes sense for Shadow Milk to do the same, since Gingerbrave is the protagonist and PV and SM mirror each other).

I just know some salty people are out there thinking to themselves, “they threw in a Shadow Milk cameo just to pander to the fans!” No, I’m fairly certain his constant presence in the plot is entirely intentional whether the fans like him or not. He is THE MAIN BEAST. He will surely play a big role in the finale, which seems to be Silent Salt’s episodes. I mean, he was the first Beast we met. It was very strange imo to put his focus episodes smack dab in the middle, but it makes sense if he is meant to continue appearing.

So… they’re probably planning on wrapping up the Beast Yeast story in the Silent Salt episodes. Idk how to feel about that, depends on how they execute it I suppose. With the theories that Silent Salt had something to do with the beasts getting sealed away, it actually makes perfect sense, along with White Lily being the new Guardian of the Seal.

Gingerbrave may likely go along with White Lily on her journey to defeat her Beast, and then we’ll see what his nightmares are about probably. I can’t speculate too much on what will happen.

But basically I thiiink Shadow Milk is up to somethingggff

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[Heartfelt Annihilation]

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△ You stand back in horror, seeing Eternal Sugar AND Hollyberry Cookie together, lazing about together. Looking at each other dearly, as if there wasn’t just conflict between a while ago…

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△ You turn your eyes to your side to see the rest of the group, trapping in filled up jars. If it weren’t for the slight rises and falls of their breathing chests, you’d have thought they were dead.

“Are you having those feelings of doubt again? You poor thing, they must be tormenting you so much..!”

“No, they haven’t been bothering me as of lately. With all this happiness and Joy, I still feel as though something is missing in my heart..”

“Hmm, yes. I think I too share that feeling as well. I have you in my arms, yet I still find myself empty…”

“This paradise isn’t complete…not without them with me.”

“My heavenly! Yes, you are right! I can’t bear to see this as a true heaven without my heavenly with me!”

“Then I’ll go find them. Show them what this place has to offer. Maybe they’ll understand too, they will stay with me. With us. My greatest days will be with them…”

“Well, it looks like we didn’t have to search at all. Look. Our heavenly came right to us as my garden intended!”

△ You wanted to slap yourself hard there for just staring, when you could’ve already ran away. Now with both eyes on you, it felt like any move you’d tried would now be in vain. Fear takes hold as you reluctantly stand your ground.

△ You still tried for it-

“Y/N Cookie, wait!”

△ You turn your back right at the two, who looked at you with bouts of hope as Hollyberry Cookie had her arm reaching out.

“Please, listen to me-“

“No, you’re not the Hollyberry I knew! She would never have descended into sloth! She would’ve preserved!”

△ Your shouting made Hollyberry reel her hand back, looking at Eternal Sugar with concern as she did the same. They turn back to look at you as Hollyberry now started to step closer slowly. You took appropriate steps back.

“Y/N Cookie, it’s really me. I know you might not be happy with me right now, but I swear that what I had done was to protect everyone!”

“She is right, my heavenly. Here, there is no pain. No sorrow. No fights or anger. Only Happiness eternal. Isn’t that what you always wanted for Cookiekind? For everyone around you to be happy?”

“No, not like this! Not having to keep them in jars or putting them in slothful stupors!”

“This was the only way, Y/N Cookie. It is now your turn. I can see that you’re still holding back, keeping yourself shut away from everyone else.”

“And for whom? For a Cookie that’s long left you behind? You let yourself continue to feel this pain just to carry the torch for them? If you simply let go, Hollyberry Cookie and I can give you just as much love as they had, perhaps even more!”

“You’re treading on thin ice here…”

△ Despite the growl in your voice, tears start to form at your eyecings. You hated when you’re hit when it hurts and they knew it, feeling sympathy for your pain….

“Y/N Cookie, please don’t cry! Run to me! Making you upset at me is never what I wanted!”

“Stay back!”

“Am I wrong, my heavenly dearest? That Cookie continues to bring you sorrow and pain even right now. If you simply let us have you, we’ll make sure that you NEVER had to experience that pain ever again…”

“We can all simply remain here in paradise, you and us…”

“Like what we always wanted. Right, Y/N Cookie?”

△ You wanted to cry as you shake the weapon in your hand. You wanted to just run into their arms and just sob into their hold. Just for this to all be over, consequences be damned. You just wanted things to go back to how they were, to have things be okay again…

△ You were already missing Hollyberry…

△ You missed her so crumbling much…and Eternal Sugar felt nicer now than she was before…

….

….

….

….

△ Hollyberry and Eternal Sugar were before you now, smiling warmly. Their eyes brimming with love as they reach out their hands to you.

“May our greatest memories be together, Y/N Cookie/my heavenly darling.”

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the bad ending the triumph of slop. (sloppy makeout)

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UH OH, SOUND THE YANDERE ALERT-

You’re so cooked, Readers…

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NOOO NOT THIS GAME PLEASE I CANT DO THIS DEVSIS PLEASE

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NEW UPDATE

THEY LOOK SO MAJESTIC AHH (EternalBerry real??)

Please Hollyberry save them

YESS!!!

FINALLY QUEEN!!!

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YOU ARE ON THE WRONG UPDATE LIL BRO 😭🙏

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Crack Idea:

Pure Vanilla Cookie and Shadow Milk Cookie fight in court on who gets custody of the witch child

Their faith is in your hands on who gets the child

"THE WITCH ENTITLED THEIR CARE TO ME!" "YOU AREN'T FIT TO RAISE A WITCH! I HAVE MORE EXPERIENCE!" "EXCUSE ME?!" "YOU HEARD ME!"

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Eternal Sugar Cookie ♡ Headcanons;

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Notes: Just my opinion of her as either a lover or someone more platonic-based, keep in mind that this is pre-written, and also written just before before the release of beast yeast episode 10. Forgive me if she seems ooc or if there are any mistakes, English is not my first language.

- She's very manipulative, things could get personal or love-sickenly violent.

- Blood warning (strawberry jam) mentions of injury.

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♡ Generally speaking, Eternal Sugar Cookie would be very soft spoken, yet careful in what she says. She seems like the type to pour sweetness and sugar, in the form of words, straight down your throat. An act that will generally have a very working effect on you.

♡ Just take a look around her paradise, can't you see all the other cookies relaxing, all the bright colours and the warm, cloudy atmosphere? Everything here is just perfect to rest and relax in, that's what Eternal Sugar Cookie thinks and that's what you'll think as well.

♡ She helps you relax, helps you rid of all your worries. None of that matters here, and it will not matter, ever again. Why should it matter when you're all safe and worry-free in her paradise? Nothing will get you here, and in return you will never leave.

♡ It starts off small. She refuses to let you wander off to far, she is very convincing, convincing you with her honey-tipped words that you'll be better off staying her, with her. Eternal Sugar Cookie would do everything in her power to keep you here.

♡ You want to explore? Well why not explore what's already here, in her paradise? Beast-Yeast is a scary place after all! No one wants to see you injured, no one wants to see cracks or holes in your tender dough.

♡ Eternal Sugar Cookie would lovingly remind you that other poor cookies at her paradise would have to come an patch you up.. you wouldn't want to be a burden, wouldn't you? She'd remind you that you'd need to calm down, and just.. take things easy. There are many other cookies here you can talk to after all.

♡ She smiles, watching as her honeyed words and soothing voice helps you adjust. It gets through to you. Her eyes haven't left you, not because she's looking our for you, but because she doesn't trust you.

VSS♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

"I can tell that your mind is clouded..~, that you are troubled..~"

She says, a sickenly sweet smile on her face. She speaks in such a sing-songy way, it just manages tickles your dough in all the right ways. You felt sleepy just listening to her talk, your dough just wanted to lay down and relax.

"Hehe, just relax..~, relay all your troubles onto me..~"

You didn't want to, but, your mouth just started moving all on its own. She listened, her eyes lighting up- giggling at your troubles.

They were so mundane.

VSS♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

♡ She can tell you're planning something, to leave. Did you want to leave? Did you really want to leave? To leave her sweet-scented, paradise? Her calming, pest-free paradise? Oh, no no no. Eternal Sugar Cookie simply smiles, its not like you'll get far anyway.

♡ She places a sweet scent on you, under the guise of sending you off, like you're going off on a journey away. Eternal Sugar Cookie hugs you, a warm embrace that makes you think if you're doing the right thing. Leaving her, and this paradise.

♡ On the way out of the paradise, the monsters of Beast-Yeast catch up to you, the sweet scent on you was just something they couldn't ignore. You were attacked, the smell of sweetness and strawberry jam mixing in together, creating a powerful bait for more monsters. You felt as if all hope was lost, you're frail doughy body had many cracks, holes, it looked fatal.

♡ Once you awaken, you're in the paradise, the smells and the sights make you happy, you're safe after all, from those terrible monsters. Your eyes land on Eternal Sugar Cookie, she looks as if she's worried, but something just doesn't seem right.

♡ She listens to your story, of being attacked and beaten by those Beast-Yeast monsters, she frowns, telling you how lucky you are that she found you. That she saved you.

♡ She tells you that there is no point on heading out now, you're hurt and the monsters are dangerous. It's best if you'd stay here for now. It gives her more time to persuade you to stay- permanently.

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- She'd keep an eye on you, after this incident, she was more confident that you'd stay. She only had good intentions, so surely you'd understand why you'll need to stay.

- She's fine with the idea of you being around other members of her paradise. The more you're with people she's converted helped, the more you'll begin to see just how happy cookies are here.

- Eternal Sugar Cookie would make sure you saw her in the best light. She was your savior, and in return, you would stay here, as your thanks to her.

- If she was wanting you as her lover, she would be around you more. I can see her being pretty jealous of other cookies in secret. She's also much more affectionate than if it was platonic.

- I can see her wanting to follow you around, watching your every move just so she could study what you like and don't like. Eternal Sugar Cookie loves you. So you should love her back.

- It will only take a matter of time, and patience.

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Notes; I think that this was a decent first post. But I'm not sure what type of writing most people would prefer. I'm happy with writing headcanons or short stories, so I wanted to do a little mix of them both.

I also am curious if people would like fluffy or yandere themed posts? I'm not sure. Anyway..

Let me know what you'd prefer, and if you have any requests. ☆

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|THE FORGOTTON TALE OF THE WITCH OF LIFE|

“ In the distant past, when the chaos of iron and flame still reigned, a puzzling figure stepped into light. The mysterious and powerful witch of life. She was a beacon of creation, being able to harness life’s very essence.”

“She cherished her creations with her very heart and soul, as if they were her own children, and so her reign went on until the birth of her greatest creation yet.”

“She loved this creation so much, she wanted to become one with it. Using a powerful and forbidden spell she transferred her soul with the very dough of her creation.”

“ Being reborn into a cookie with no recollection of the life she once had. But who knows? Maybe, one day, this cookie will remember the past life she had forgotten so long ago…

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First we got the yaoi update and now we’re getting the yuri update

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Stargazing || GingerBrave’s gang & Reader

Disclaimer: mention of panic attacks, Baker AU, self-indulgent and THIS IS ALL PLATONIC

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‘The stars sure are beautiful tonight’

Night was one of the few moments where you didn’t need to hide who you truly are: a human.

Just feeling the grass under your skin, the serene breeze passing through your ears, the sound of a nearby creek…

Nature always helped to calm you down.

But admiring the new world around you wasn’t the reason for your stargazing.

You heard footsteps coming out from the tent not so far away from your position and a subtle strawberry aroma getting closer.

It seemed you weren’t the only one still awake.

“Can’t sleep either, right?”

Strawberry Cookie sited next to you, bringing her legs close to her chest

then looked at the moon.

“I… don’t,” 

Her voice was flat and you could see milk tears starting to form in the corner of her eyes, lips trembling.

“…You really think…”

She stopped, wiping her face with the sleeve of the pink hoodie,

“We can… defeat her?”

She whispered the last words but you still heard that.

The answer was what was keeping you awake.

You were a group of four kids, a thief and an inexperienced (as much you didn’t want to admit it) witch against the biggest threat that Earthbread has ever seen that even the Ancients couldn’t fully stop.

The odds weren’t in your side.

And we don’t talk about the other complications.

You wrapped your arm around her, resting her head on your chest.

For while you stayed like that: you rubbing circles around her back and she silently crying, you didn’t care if it would ruin your clothes.

“Where does this beating come from?” she sniffed.

‘Beating?’

“Uhm, you mean my heart?”

“Your heart can do that?,” she adjusted herself in a more comfortable position, “I like it”

‘Cookie’s hearts don’t beat?!’

You didn’t have time to ask what was so strange about it that a sudden weight pushed you forward.

It was Gingerbrave.

“So you two were here! We searched you everywhere!” his hugs tightened around your neck.

Okay, maybe a little too tight.

“You should’ve at least left a note,”

Said Wizard Cookie from behind slowly reaching you. 

He yawned as he sited next to you, leaving some space for Gingerbrave that now instead of strangle your neck was just squeezing your arm.

Strawberry Cookie was still resting in your lap, didn’t seem bothered by noise.

“Why are you here anyways?” asked the same cookie, but also GingerBrave looked right into your eyes.

Yeah, maybe leaving in the middle of the night without notice for wasn’t your best idea but to be far you didn’t expect to be out for more than 5 minutes.

And definitely not an hour.

Crumbs, you were taking too long to respond.

“Ehm, I just wanted… some fresh air” you broke the eye contact, not really comfortable with it, but with the corner of your eyes you could see him still staring.

“And I-“ you quickly paused, realising that you spoke before thinking, too late to take it back as the kid’s attention was fully focused on you.

And you wanted to cry without they seeing you, 

And you started to hyperventilate inside that tent,

And you was on a brick of a panic attack because all those awful, horrible things that happened could have been avoided if you just hadn’t-

“And I wanted to see the stars,” you did your best to not stutter. “They are beautiful, you know”

Wizard Cookie narrowed his eyes at you, probably suspecting you weren’t telling the whole truth but didn’t say anything. GingerBrave, in the other hand, didn’t seemed to notice and said

“Well, then we should enjoy them together, don’t we?” He turned to see the night sky and you did the same.

Together. Even if the odds were against you…

Yeah, you could do that. Who cares about logic anyway?

You are going to find Pure Vanilla Cookie. Got to her castle or whatever and kick her ass butt, her butt.

But for now, you can just admire the stars. You’ll think about your problems tomorrow.

A/N: The ending was originally different but I wanted to post it before my birthday and the start of my exam month so sorry it felt rushed The “cookies’heart dont beat” is from this site I don’t know if it’s still canon but I mean I write fanfic I can do whatever Anyways hope you have an amazing day/night and thanks for reading all the way

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I can’t believe that Fire Spirit Cookie was talking to himself in that room and later they animated CM Alyssa into the video 🥀

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Prune Juice Slime 🤤

chat is this a safe space. can i say something insane

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BROO THIS IS LITERALLY MY MAGICAL BAKER AU

What if a cookie-sized human did wind up in Earthbread, but the cookies couldn't tell if they were a witch or not...

And the human just spends the entire time gaslighting everyone that they are some cake monster and cookie hybrid freak-of-nature. They wear mittens to hide their fingers, long clothes to hide their flesh, a bandana to cover their teeth and mouth, and just say that they have unique "icing" for eyes and hair. Just telling constant lies about why they look so weird and lots of people buy into their lie, so much so that most cookies that know them just go "oh that's y/n 'cookie' and they have mixed dough with cake monster in them". The lie just gets more detailed and solid as they continue through Earthbread by lying their fucking ass off. Shadow Milk Cookie would find that funny as shit, tbh.