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Y'all think there are "my mom sold me to Huntrix" fics in the KPDH universe

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somebody said ed feat. tony-hawk-syndrome and I very much agree

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more college chara and frisk because i had so much fun with the first one lol

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feeding my salamence one ice cube every day so she can develop an immunity to Ice Beam

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OP: My dad insisted on betting me 20 yuan he could do a handstand... with both hands.

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GIOVANNI YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THIS IS BULLSHIT LIKE HALF OF TEAM ROCKET’S POKEMON ARE MADE UP OF GODDAMN ZUBATS

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having a friend crush is so god damn embarrassing like yeah.... i like how you play toys and i think youre really cool..... and im scared to talk to you........do you wanna..... play toys with me too...... or something...... its whatever if not..... kicks a rock. Fuck my life dude

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”I have this artistic idea but not the skills to achieve it to the standard I want.”

congrats! Now you have a motif! A recurring theme! A focus for your art! Something to haunt you!

Seventeen still lives of dandelions? Three hundred poems about grief? A sketchbook dedicated to your grandmother’s house? Two books trying to unravel the complexities of familial relationships?

Don’t let the fear of it not being perfect on the first try stop you from being Weird About It!

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what if instead of having a fake name for internet personal-life purposes we could have a fake name for professional work-life purposes

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"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back

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↖ this user has drank from the infernal river Lethe, which flows through Hades and brings total oblivion, eradicating all memory and thought

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Wizard worm just emerged from a wizarding hole! Lucky you!!!✨🪱🪄🍀

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the emotion i just experienced is kind of indescribable

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"I want to be a dragon."

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you're cute and it's tuesday