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vernon roche is so crazy to me cause like. he’s a patriot. he doesn’t seem to care about a single temerian civilian. he hates the scoia’tael. he detests bigots. he has a character-defining aversion to being called a whoreson yet uses the insult more than any other. he’s constantly verbally sexist and is the only special forces commander to employ a woman, let alone as his second. he hates the nobility yet is foltest’s most loyal man. he supposedly fucked his informant but it’s never confirmed. he says he trusts no one and continually risks his life for acquaintances. he’s generally pretty ambivalent about rape yet he killed a king for, among other things, sexually assaulting his subordinate. he softens his voice while speaking to children. he once (?) accidentally keelhauled a man to death
#portrait of a man desperate not to understand himself#guide to triggering your own fight or flight response#he only really makes sense to me if his motive engine is shame adulterated with anger. but about what we can argue#it would have been so easy for roche to be a boring character and instead they slammed the world's biggest can of worms down on the counter#and said “enjoy”
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they’re working on the big controversial stuff right as we speak
just want to say if you haven't played avowed yet you should play avowed ! it's a really solid game and my very few complaints have been patched out now i think. thank you for reading this post
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just want to say if you haven't played avowed yet you should play avowed ! it's a really solid game and my very few complaints have been patched out now i think. thank you for reading this post
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hmm i was going to make a joke about the specific crossroads of like. wireplay and corsetry. appealing to me specifically, but it's not really wireplay, is it? more—messing around in someone's interface. fiddling with their code. whole new avenue of weird kink just opened up to me with angelic trumpets like someone forgot to lock the grate on the culvert
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getting unzipped has to feel so good for the compressed file
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You can always tell when a prince has shed his chrysalis to become a king because he starts calling his sworn knight "old friend", "constant companion", "my most faithful", and similar sexually-charged endearments.
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i mean if i was making a meat-machine interface i would making plugging in feel really really good. i realize feeling good is not the goal here but i think it’s still thematically appropriate (and encourages secure connections)
upside to "walking cable management problem": you could probably edge him with a IEEE 1284 D-sub 25-pin parallel port (screw in)
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upside to "walking cable management problem": you could probably edge him with a IEEE 1284 D-sub 25-pin parallel port (screw in)
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been playing rogue trader and i guess i have a fave. sacred stigmata etc
#pasqal !#a walking cable management problem.#idk i'm still figuring out how i think he looks. every pascal i know is french canadian and i think that is an influence lol
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pouring one out for the avowed team re all the questions they're probably fielding about aumaua biology right now
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weird little Fun Guy btw. (noble scion, compulsive liar, always and completely on the make. two pistols mostly)
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The Dungeon Meshi ref in Avowed is cute.
#avowed#god i wish Videogame Curses and Blights werent always so foggy. i cant see!! i can't SEE#game is good btw.#funny to see the incoherent hate it's getting but like i lived thru the incoherent DD2 hate so i'm sort of used to it now#dungeon meshi
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picture a guy abruptly seeing a friend he hasn’t seen in about a year & saying “pinch me, i must be dreaming!” followed by someone actually pinching him like a little joke & this causing him to wake up on a hellish magma-covered field of volcanic rock being constantly struck by meteorites
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if i were to make a tumblr pawn-swapping spreadsheet, would anyone use it? i need more pawn-swapping !!
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#I feel like these are one of the paintings hung up in the manor of Gwaren but everytime Loghain passes it he fights off a Beast moment #[As in Beast from Beauty and the Beast tearing up his princely portrait] #He only keeps it up because Celia insists it endorses his presence as teryn to visiting banns and arls ( @loveydoveypiperwright )
ohh i like it! i imagined it hanging in redcliffe, unfinished, to unsettle people—rumours that his eyes follow you around, cold spots in the room, even centuries later when he's only a character in some old play—but still, no one wants to be the one to take it down. but why not gwaren? perhaps even more unsettling.

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