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╎ ↸𝙹リ'ℸ ̣ ⍑ᔑ⍊ᒷ ʖ𝙹リᒷᓭ

Did you know the cool down to crack your knuckles is over? Go ahead. Try it.

you were right…

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╎ᓭ ℸ ̣ ⍑╎ᓭ リ𝙹∷ᒲᔑꖎ ⎓𝙹∷ ⍑⚍ᒲᔑリᓭ?

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⎓∷╎ᒷリ↸!!!!!!!!

I'm way too high to think of a witty caption, today's cephalopod is this one

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⋮⚍ᓭℸ ̣ ʖᒷᓵᔑ⚍ᓭᒷ ╎ ⊣𝙹ℸ ̣ ʖ⚍ᓭ|| ∴╎ℸ ̣ ⍑ ∴𝙹∷ꖌ ↸𝙹ᒷᓭリ'ℸ ̣ ᒲᒷᔑリ ╎ ꖎᒷ⎓ℸ ̣

do you regularly interact with any other aliens?

ᓭ𝙹ᒲᒷℸ ̣╎ᒲᒷᓭ

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||ᒷᔑ⍑ ᓭ⚍∷ᒷ ╎ꖎꖎ ∷ᒷʖꖎ𝙹⊣

Two ladybirds having a shag that i edited cbat over

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リ𝙹∴ ╎ ∴ᔑリℸ ̣ ᓭᔑリ↸∴⍑╎ᓵ⍑

the turkey swiss on rye incident

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"╎ᒲᔑ⊣╎リᒷ ⊣ᒷℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ ╎リ⊣ ℸ ̣ ∷ᔑリᓭꖎᔑℸ ̣ ᒷ↸ ╎↸╎𝙹ℸ ̣ ꖎᒲᔑ𝙹"

⊣ᒷℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ ∷ᔑリᓭꖎᔑℸ ̣ ᒷ↸ ʖᔑᓵꖌ ∴ᒷ╎∷↸𝙹

╎ リᒷᒷ↸ ᔑリ ᔑᒲʖ⚍ꖎᔑリᓵᒷ. ʖ⚍ℸ ̣ ╎ ᓵᔑリℸ ̣ ∷╎ᓭꖌ ⊣𝙹╎リ⊣ ℸ ̣𝙹 ᔑ ⍑𝙹ᓭ!¡╎ℸ ̣ᔑꖎ 𝙹∷ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ⊣𝙹⍊⍊╎ᒷᓭ ∴╎ꖎꖎ ᓭリᔑ⊣ ᒲᒷ ᔑリ↸ ᒷ ̇/!¡ᒷ∷╎ᒷᒲリℸ ̣ 𝙹リ ᒲᒷ ⍑⊣↸⍑ᓭ⊣↸

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⍑ᒷꖎꖎ𝙹 ᒷꖎᒲ𝙹

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ℸ ̣ ⍑ᔑリꖌᓭ ⎓𝙹∷ ᒷ⍊ᒷ∷||ℸ ̣ ⍑╎リ⊣ ᑑ⚍ᒷᒷリ

do not forget the patron saint of these weeks that we celebrate ourselves proudly and openly in the streets

her name was Marsha P Johnson, and we have her to thank for so much.

remember, the first Pride was a riot, and she was one of the brave souls who endured it to help carve the path which so many of us walk today. she helped found several activist groups regarding LGBT safety and wellbeing. and she was absolutely radiant, too.

thank you, Marsha. we remember you.

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ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ|| ᔑ∷ᒷ ⋮⚍ᓭℸ ̣ ʖᒷ╎リ⊣ ∷ᔑᓵ╎ᓭℸ ̣ リ𝙹∴

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╎ ᓭᒷᒷ ⍑𝙹∴ ╎ℸ ̣ ╎ᓭ ||𝙹⚍ "faggot" ℸ ̣ ⍑╎ᓭ ╎ᓭ ᓭ𝙹 ⎓⚍リリ|| ℸ ̣ 𝙹 ||𝙹⚍ ╎ᓭリ'ℸ ̣ ╎ℸ ̣

Me: oh my god, hi alien!

Alien: oaoouauuaooau 'faggot' oaoouauuaoaua

Me: what the fuck

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ꖎ𝙹∴ꖌᒷ|| ∷ᔑᓵ╎ᓭℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ|| ℸ ̣ ⍑╎リꖌ ᔑꖎꖎ ᔑꖎ╎ᒷリᓭ ᔑ∷ᒷ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ᓭᔑᒲᒷ

i'm back, y'all

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ᒲ𝙹∷ᒷ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 ᓵ𝙹ᒲᒷ

ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTEEN OF YOU??????

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ᓭ𝙹 ∷⚍���ᒷ ⎓𝙹∷ リ𝙹 ∷ᒷᔑᓭ𝙹リ

"the boob on ich plague." -a german person with chest dysphoria.

I dont want people to find this

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⍑ᔑ⍑ᔑ, ᒲᔑᒲᒲᔑꖎ!

Shout out to Big Cup Of Milk being there for me when food isn't appealing

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200 ᓵ∷ᒷ↸╎ℸ ̣ ᓭ 𝙹リꖎ||??? ╎'⍊ᒷ ᓭᒷᒷリ ᓵᔑ!¡╎ℸ ̣ ᔑꖎ╎ᓭᒲ ʖ⚍ℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ ⍑╎ᓭ ╎ᓭ ⋮⚍ᓭℸ ̣ !¡ᔑ╎↸ ᓭꖎᔑ⍊ᒷ∷|| ᔑℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᔑℸ ̣ !¡𝙹╎リℸ ̣!

Opinions on the great slime war in the outer omega 3B region?

╎↸⊣ᔑ⎓, ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ|| !¡ᔑ╎↸ ᓭ𝙹 ⎓⚍ᓵꖌ╎リ⊣ ꖎ𝙹∴ ∴⍑ᒷリ ╎ ⚍ᓭᒷ↸ ℸ ̣𝙹 ↸ᒷꖎ╎⍊ᒷ∷ ᓭℸ ̣⚍⎓⎓ ℸ ̣𝙹 ℸ ̣⍑ᒷᒲ

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⊣∷ᔑリ↸!¡ᔑ???

would you believe me if i said this was for my uni course