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lil guys

no deinonychus or utahraptor i gotta make him a velocifuck

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FUUUUUUCK!! IMAGINE SWINGING A HUGE THING ABOVE YOUR HEAD!!!!!!!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!

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new fr dragon is just jean if he was slightly more of a freak

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muse as a deity

Rules : Think carefully about your character and their development through their journey (canon or oc) within their story. Fill out the chart and tag whoever you want! Repost, do not reblog.

THE WARDEN OF STRAYS.

Deity of : the alone, the dying, the rebirth. 

Associated with : stray animals, outcasts in general. forest fires, hiding places. humane traps. battlefields. forgiveness. 

Sacred Plants : anything considered a weed, fungi (yes i know), yew.

Sacred Stones / Gems : coal. fossils. petrified bone.

Sacred Animals : cats + dogs, any hybrid of domesticated + wild animals (e.g. coydogs), rock doves/pigeons, cockroaches. scavengers in general. the phoenix, too.

Colors : red/maroon, pale gold, ivory, navy.

Food : mushrooms (edible or not), fruit with pits, seeds, rotting meat.

Scents : smoke, rain, ozone. the smell of a cold, bright morning.

Accepted Offerings / Ways to Honor : laying animal remains to rest + offerings at the remains of stray animals (to ensure their safe passage), usually food and coins and pet toys if you have them. sowing seeds for every plant that you uproot - or otherwise making sure that cycles of life and death, remembering and forgetting, etc. keep going. doesn’t have traditional worshippers or temples; doesn’t want them. (his church is in every cardboard box, in every stone-filled sack, in every lonely gutter).

Ways to Offend / Earn their Wrath : mistreatment of the animals he watches over. killing for sport, purposefully causing forest fires, any other way of interfering in the natural cycle. despite his own state as a human, he frowns upon people meddling with mortality in ways that he deems “unnatural” - whether with immortality, or resurrection.

Tagged by: me, im just redoing this to be more currently accurate for a verse LMAO

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[ “Our” weirdo? ]

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[ Doesn’t know who “Jean” is, but is willing to replace him by force if it means a steady supply of food and some security. ]

[ Doesn’t want to be replaced help. ]

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[ Literally dogy. ]

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I wasn't planning on sending these but unfortunately, ╰☆╮. Hits a lot of those traits. Seems like someone who would also be able to give and or take a little bit of violence and you know-

[ Small (relatively) and pretty and maybe a little delicate-looking but deceptively robust. Incredibly robust. Can take a lot more damage than it looks like he can take, and still be In The Mood afterwards. However... ]

[ ...dear god Vincent please raise your standards. ]

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could u imagine skaven jean. just a little rat man

he already IS a little rat man

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[ Do your part. Prevent this sad motherfucker’s creation. ]

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[via bleedinghearth] ╰☆╮ [Teddy for Jean obvs but also lowkey Ted for FGB shhhh]

SEND ╰☆╮ IF YOUR MUSE FINDS MINE ATTRACTIVE

[ Jean: to be expected! That's his husband! ]

[ FGB: what the fuck? What the fuck????? ]

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"Do it. Punch me. Bet it won't even hurt. Bet you'll break your little dancer hand." B3

Why would I do that? I have better things to do with my time.

Don't you?

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"they don't want your milkshake they want to deck you" 😠

We've spoken once and you're the one who was asking for a decking ://///

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:)

Keep reading

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zhaan having all his intended limbs AND a dick is like... he just exists to rub salt in every other jean’s wounds

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╰☆╮ yea

SEND ╰☆╮ IF YOUR MUSE FINDS MINE ATTRACTIVE

Oh...

[ ^ Always baffled when beautiful magical creatures have the hots for him, actually. Like, I'm just a dude and you have antennae. Look at you. ]