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see the THING IS I don't feel like I ever worked hard enough to have "earned" the burnout, which is. probably how we got here.

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im a guy, i have a mullet, im not butch, its just hair. i fully support everyone in the lgbt community

thank you for sharing your story.

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tumblr's back end is obviously fucked but it works in my favor specifically for exporting archives, where they don't do a duplicate check at all, and give all media files at full res. it's wildly inefficient for a website to do that but it's also the best social media site account export

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The Minecraft Movie came and went with all its manufactured memes and ironic unserious virality, and yet never once did i see a single thing from it that came anywhere even CLOSE to rivaling I Am Placing Blocks And Shit Cause I'm In Fuckin Minecraft

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since when did snapple start dabbling in elemental elixirs

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mark my words

redbubble / trans flag version

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i hope people are aware that the dominant strategy in competitive magic the gathering right now is putting vivi from final fantasy 9 in a witch's cauldron to extract his powers

watch any tournament footage and you will see him being boiled in the corner, often on both sides of the table

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God the 11 year old girls you put on this earth to climb trees and play with plastic animals are buying foundation at the drug store

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my fucking thing #mything

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and you're telling me the popular ship in the fandom is gideon/harrow and not gideon/dulcinea. that's what i'm given to understand. no one else is melting at gideon saying very genuinely "i don't want you to die". no one else is really really smitten with dulcinea and practically swoons when she talks

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they don't tell you this but dissociation actually unlocks your ability to teleport :D i was literally just in my apartment a second ago and now i'm at walgreens for some reason

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hipster cafes be like "we are proud to be a community establishment! 😊 think local!! 😇 everyone welcome!!! 🏳️‍🌈 restroom for customers only"

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