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Don’t. The heatstroke rates are horrendous for amateurs like yourself.

Oh, so it's official now, you're a furry? Congrats

Um. Not really...? I am not going to be attending any furry conventions any time soon...

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Gods, yeah. Even the scraps of that get used up for making little flower petals, and it doesn't fray even in loose weaves. Peak stuff

[There's a photo of a Leavanny cheerfully holding a basket full of thread spools. The photo's taken from a very low angle, as if the one taking it is very short.]

people go crazy for real bug silk...i don't really like the feel of it myself but apparently it's really expensive

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I really do hate seeing articles that are like "here's how to dress when you're fat" and it's just a bunch of thinly veiled hatred for fat people that wants them to conceal their bodies.

Anyways, if you're fat, a corset will look great on you. Better than it looks on thin people, and probably with more chest support for those who are particularly endowed. High waisted shorts are a classic look, and a lacy or sporty thigh bandalette will help prevent chafing in any summer outfit.

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Black linen is what you're looking for. Trust me on this. Do not use polyester lace or mesh.

arceus I hate summer. how am i supposed to dress like a haunted antique doll in this infernal heat.

now I have to wear boring clothes or my tacky gym uniform which I hate. and no one will get to bask in my amazing fashion sense. sad!

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oh it's absurdly hard to get famous in the industry, you need a shit ton of connections. my advice? have an easygoing personality and go to lots of parties, but don't overindulge in alcohol. chat up anyone you find and make yourself pleasant company, and have lots of pictures of your pokemon plus an easily accessible portfolio on your phone gallery. if you're easy to work with and moderately talented, you start getting invitations to places!

that's why i'm not exactly a big name, haha. I can only pretend to be an extrovert for so long before I get exhausted

"I want to be a famous fashion designer but it is too hard to get famous" then just make already!!!!!!!!!!! Make without fame!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do it for the art and not the money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Find passion in your craft first and foremost and do not assume that moving into Lumiose will make you famous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Because it does not in personal experience!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Your brain hates you? Darling, your sewing machine will hate you after that much faux fur.

You can tell when my brain hates me because I start drafting up fursuit plans!!!!!!!!!

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Oh no you're just in a low security prison being a model prisoner. That's totally how it works.

My dude you are basically being held hostage. Stop apologizing

Haha, no I'm not, silly. Hostages get tortured and held for ransom. I'm just in a hospital for study and to keep everyone in the region safe.

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Scream into the void to let it know you’re not afraid. Just a real primordial fucking howl.

how are the 18+ adults of rotomblr after dark feeling? I’m staying up late to get that bread

by which I mean I have a loaf of sourdough in the oven and I’m not going to sleep until it’s finished cooking

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I guess I should send my mom a thank-you text or something

Starting to think I dodged a bullet in not having a father, to be honest.

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Starting to think I dodged a bullet in not having a father, to be honest.

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uh. are you good.

Pelipper mail: a shirt that reads “I survived Father’s Day 2025 and all I got was this deep sense of dread and unease and maybe an anxiety attack or two” in progressively smaller text

HA

it was three but thanks-

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Ugh. It's been a hot minute; had to take a break from the smuggling to try and get some things sorted out. Juggling identities, you know how it is.

Anyways. I've been three different people who are all trying to get easier access to cosmetics, and I swear, some of the staunchest opposition comes from women. You'd think it would be men, right? But no, it's the women who think that allowing teenage girls easy access to makeup will turn them all into whores. When the entire problem is that they don't have good access and are turning to the sources that poison them.

This isn't even an official issue, by the way. No one has given a confession, all we have is circumstantial evidence. I've been putting trackers on my classmates--

Okay. Okay it sounds bad when I say it like that. "Putting trackers on my classmates" I've been stalking them a bit to figure out their preferences, then giving them really cute purses and wallets that have tracking devices in them. I've kind of made this sewing cryptid into a new identity so I can figure out who's buying stuff and where, but it's a lot of data to sort through.

That said. I think I know how to fill the gap. It's a little sketchy, maybe even risky. But I know I can do it.

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Do you have a design in mind?

I should get a fursuit

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I’m against suicide baiting not for moral reasons but because I think it’s a coward’s tactic. If you really wanted them dead then challenge them to a duel and wear your cuntiest outfit for intimidation.

ghetsis was the mastermind behind team plasma that abused his 3 kids, tried to steal everyones pokemon so only he had em, and then tried to freeze the region 2 years later

...I still wouldn't tell him to kill himself but also if he and I happened to be in the same room with zero legal consequences for whatever happened in there he would not be leaving that room alive

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Saying “go kill yourself” is cowards talk. Kill them yourself, pussy, that’s what I think!

ghetsis was the mastermind behind team plasma that abused his 3 kids, tried to steal everyones pokemon so only he had em, and then tried to freeze the region 2 years later

...I still wouldn't tell him to kill himself but also if he and I happened to be in the same room with zero legal consequences for whatever happened in there he would not be leaving that room alive

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"But Lucina, how do you get so many sewing commissions" I work with a guild. They represent me and advertise for me, for a yearly fee, and then I get clients through them. Also, our boss is openly trans, which means we get a lot more clients from that side of things.