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Hiiii you don't mind me teasing your nipples while we talk right? Thanks, I knew you'd be cool! Go on, keep talking, I'm listening. What's wrong? You're getting all shaky and breathless. Yeah, don't mind me, I'm just fidgety, can't help it lol. C'mon, I'm barely touching you, can't you keep your head on straight? Oh, you're really dripping down there! Wow, are you literally wet through your clothes? Hold on, I wanna feel. Holy shit, you're soaked. What was that? Finish your sentence. Literally, I'm not even under your clothes, just say what you were thinking! Geez, you're a mess! Do you need to take a little break? No? You want me to keep going? :3

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Been busy working. Still haven’t showered, unfortunately my gf did shower last Saturday but oh well. She did brush her teeth Monday but that will be the last time for a while I know it.

It was her birthday and we were drinking heavy and smoking heavy of course. The bong water is dirty asf again.

By time we go out to the large city miles away from her small town. She wasn’t feeling well it has to come out of both ends. For days leading to her birthday we are nothing but trigger foods cheese fries, milkshake, spicy cheese its and goldfish.

We went into a local bar for her to throw up but she had to shit more than anything and for weeks now we’ve talked openly about being packed in with shit or having to urgently let out gloopy shit.

And comes to find out she’s shits a lot because of the junk food and dairy heavy foods.

Back the bar she’s in there for a while. She admitted that her ass crack was feeling like sandpaper because of the cheap toilet paper bars have. She has a fat juicy ass and couldn’t get a good wipe with that thin ass toilet paper and had to leave her ass muddy a little so it could dry. We walked for miles after that if I would have known earlier I would have offered my tongue I know it would gross her out but she’d like it. She’s not into any scat just yet but is comfortable talking about our huge shits that stretch and out and feel so good once it’s over with. I feel like everyone who is into piss eventually gets into poop desperation and it snow balls.

I keep helping spot clean her room and it’s just so hard to make any real improvement I love it and she just doesn’t care about cleaning it where trash goes really ugh fuck.

Anyway not on cooking duties at work so I’m going to stuff my face as much as I can while having a lazy day at work.

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That’s how I like my bitches and that’s what I got

I love messy femmes. Sleazy, gas station femmes. Chronically underdressed femmes who sleep far too much or too little, who answer my texts at odd hours. Femmes with ripped jeans and scuffed shoes. Irresponsible, impulsive femmes with long, unstyled hair. The messiness so hot to me I can’t explain it

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I want a crazy doctor to inspect my mouth, stick his fingers inside and play with my tongue, making me drool all over his hands. Want to feel him poking my throat and laugh when I gag, spreading my saliva on my lips when I whine, looking my teeth as if I'm an animal about to be auctioned

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thinking about only using his pussy as a lube machine in order to fuck his ass. I don't care about that hole, I want it to hurt when I push in, I want it to feel so overstimulating that it overloads your brain and makes you just babble away and beg for more and whine about how much you love my cock and love when I use it to hurt you. say it. go on, little faggot, say it or I'll force it all the way in as deep as I can go and force you to hold it there while I choke you until you pass out. what happens after that doesn't concern you. make your choice.

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Damn my baby hasn’t brushed her teeth since the 11th when she was at my house that’s so hot.

We both keep getting whiffs of our pussies no plan of shower any time soon. I pissed twice on the side of bed. I really just don’t feel like putting trash in a bag right now

Her teeth are so yellow and get everything stuck between they stain so easily. She sneezes and cough so much sometimes at once

Me I’ve always been the type to pick my nose anywhere any time. We are at the point of just talking about how much we have to shit and how gassy we are and how we love all our trigger foods. Just being gnarly and gross. We still haven’t seen the inside of a shower and all those hygiene products are catching dust

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I want to 69 with someone but instead of getting each other off we are smelling each others crotch/ass, pushing our faces as close and deep into the others crotch/ass as we can whilst we just breath in the smell and musk, maybe we get each other off after a while but that's not the point. We are indulging in the others scent

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ok yes pausing mid sentence to rip ass is the hottest thing ever. or them pausing YOU - having the audacity to scrunch up their face and hold up their hand mid conversation, just to hike their leg up and groan, cutting loose a long, rippling, fart that drones on and on and on. casually sticking their hand between their muggy cheeks as they blast another round of nasty, hot gas against their fingers, bringing them up for a sniff as they motion for u to go on as if nothing even happened.

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Phlegm is so sexy I need to use it on my tdick

i’m sick rn and every time i cough up phlegm into the palm of my hand i’ve just been wiping it on my bedsheets… they’re so crusty now but as long as the spot where i sleep stays clean what’s the harm?

ooof I hope you're feeling better! sometimes your bedsheets are the easier option and that should be taken advantage of 🙂‍↕️

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taking a big, soft dump on the toilet and pulling up your tight shorts without wiping or flushing😳😳😳

sexy as hell 😵‍💫 something about not flushing too, just someone walking in, squatting over the bowl to unleash whatever was baking inside them, and then standing up and walking away 🥴 the ease of it, pure relief and then just going about your day..... yeah

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Man, IDK what it is today but my guts have been on fire and I haven't been able to find a suitable (aka: private enough) bathroom to drop in. The whole time I was on the phone making an appointment, I was eyeing these two bushes conveniently placed beside two trashcans thinking "God I could go over there and just dump..." But there was the catch that cars coming up the street would definitely see me lol. But the mental image of me casually on the phone having an important conversation while squatting behind some shrubbery, ass out and dumping was getting me super excited.

It's my favorite type of fantasy: casual, no fanfare, just dropping like it's natural and going on about your day. Woof.

absolutely, god you're so right 🤤 that's part of what I love about being on the phone, if your voice is normal then no one's gonna know that you're taking a shit and making your belly feel sooo much better... 🥴

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So it’s officially been over a month since me and my girlfriend have showered. I haven’t brush my teeth in idk how many days and been going to work just fine.

Feel so good to just get up and go and not care about how you smell really. Like it’s summer time and we all have pheromones embrace them my guy.

Breath isn’t always going to be minty and fresh I don’t even think it’s meant to be it’s meant to be natural and funky a little if I’m being real. We’re humans with real scents all those products for stuff are mostly about consumerism.

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so you're not going to flush the toilet at all? is that what that last post meant?

Oh yeah I’m definitely considering it. I was also in a high horny daze I still wanna do it tho

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Trash strike only lasted a week here but it was still so hot to see people putting out mountains of trash in the sidewalk anyway.

They should have just kept big trash bags indoors like I did. Just let the trash live with you. No cleaning is really needed. Like my bed hasn’t been made in forever I’m not washing these sheets and I’m not putting a fitted on ever again I don’t care and neither does my girlfriend. I have a small bathroom here in the bathroom and I don’t do much to keep it clean really want to just paint the bowl and leave it that way clog the fuck out of the toilet and leave the lid up so I can smell it.

Just really make my swank pigsty, I just took a huge shit I did have some dairy today and processed meat. From this point on the next shit forward I’m leaving the advice and going to just add more and more especially when I have to shit every 20 minutes.

I never knew it would be possible to go to work, hang with friends and family and be a dirty unwashed slob.

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Oh I gained 15 pounds and I know I’ll gain 15 more pounds before the end of the summer.

So I’m 215 now and my girlfriend is such a chubby chaser and loves my dad bod gut I want to be bigger for her. I want to be unrecognizable to others just get so stocky and husky, make my gut so much fatter I really want to fill out and look bigger than life just be overwhelming with size and stature.

I work a lot of 6am shifts really just ready to stop brushing my teeth for it because like so what it’s so early I’m still going to have morning breath rather I brush my teeth or not. I told my girlfriend it’s so hot that’s she’s just like brushing her teeth isn’t apart of her routine and she just doesn’t think about it at all I keep saying this but damn she’s so dirty.

This Saturday will a month of no showers for us and we aren’t stopping at that it’s so damn hot this summer anyway.

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your blog has me wet as fuuck dude. I love reading your posts knowing how disgusting my body is right now. makes me wanna hold back on cleaning even more lol

That’s good bro I love that shit for you. I love making pussies wet that’s a joy. I’m right there with the more disgusting the better. I bet you smell good too keep busting those nuts

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This is the gross bong in question I know yall were curious.

It’s clean for now though sorry