29 | aussie cunt | blahaj appreciator 💖🦈 | notable crytpid and local menace | world renowned boykisser and bf wrangler
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they can't stop you from thinking about gay sex on company time
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Mario: it was great hanging out with my lil bro, Luigi, in the Mushroom Kingdom on Dec 4th from 6am to 6pm 2024
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izutsumi but its this thing my cat does (licking my food)
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So the Premier of Victoria (an Australian state) posted this on twitter yesterday
Someone shared it on Reddit asking if that was appropriate language for an Australian politician to be using and the entire thread is just Australians saying "only a dickhead would think this is a problem".
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i’m so genuinely lucky to be dumb as hammers. the simplest things bring me joy. i’ve had several fits of passionate laughing out loud today because i can’t stop thinking of the phrase “one william dollars”
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there's a stage in sandwich consumption where it's falling to pieces & you're desperately cupping it in your hands & it's like this poor wounded animal that is covered in mustard & wants to die
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