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so I’m still around, the above still applies, I’ve just had some financial issues the past several months and been unable to take my computer in for repairs as a result. Reaaaaaaally hoping I can take it in sometime in the new year (doubt I can do it before then with Christmas coming up), but still feel free to message me or get my discord if you wanna chat or rp or anything!

Oof hey guys sorry I’ve been so MIA

I got busy and just... never logged on

and then my laptop decided last week it doesn’t want to turn on anymore and I haven’t had time to take it to the Apple store

Anyway I’m still around and very much have Howard muse I just don’t love posting on tumblr via mobile, so feel free to hmu on messenger or ask for my Discord, I’m always down to rp or just chat or whatever via those!

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Oof hey guys sorry I’ve been so MIA

I got busy and just... never logged on

and then my laptop decided last week it doesn’t want to turn on anymore and I haven’t had time to take it to the Apple store

Anyway I’m still around and very much have Howard muse I just don’t love posting on tumblr via mobile, so feel free to hmu on messenger or ask for my Discord, I’m always down to rp or just chat or whatever via those!

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@ofgunsandlipstick continued from ( here )

Howard groaned, and lifted a hand to rub his eyes. He blinked them back open, sunlight searing his vision. ❛ Well, ❜ he grumbled, swatting her foot to the side. ❛ Seeing as this is my couch... and that was my bottle of whiskey we finished... I’m pretty sure that makes it YOUR foot in MY face. ❜

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ofgunsandlipstick‌:

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Being dragged from bed was bad enough, but to be met with a bright and chipper Howard Stark? That was too much. Holding her dressing gown just a bit tighter at her chest, she nodded. “It’s early, Howard. Is there something you need?” She didn’t want this to take too long; she didn’t want to be out of bed too long. While Peggy was fairly certain her bedmate wouldn’t disappear, one could never be too certain. 

❛ Me? ❜ He was quite honestly shocked at her response. He had assumed she’d be glad to see him at decent hour for once. ❛ You’re working today, aren’t you? I just thought I’d bring you some breakfast first. You know, do something nice. ❜ He gave her a disappointed look, and made to push past her into the house.

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“You were great last night…”

Morning After Starters || ACCEPTING

❛ That so? ❜ he asked without a hint of surprise, a smirk on his lips. ❛ You weren’t so bad yourself. ❜

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“I think I can convince you to stay…”

Morning After Starters || ACCEPTING

Bucky’s words caught Howard by surprise, though only because he had assumed the man to still be sleeping. He was halfway through pulling his trousers back on when his voice met Howard’s ears, and he turned to look at him. ❛ You think so? ❜ His voice was teasing, his eyes soft, a smile curling at his lips.

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“Hi! You need to leave.” [ listen. if u don't think peggy hasn't said this to howard at some point ur just wrong ]

Morning After Starters || ACCEPTING

❛ Well good morning to you too. ❜ Howard was standing at Peggy’s front door, two cups of coffee and a bag of pastries in his hands. He had not expected such a rude greeting, considering what a rarity it was for him to be fully dressed and meeting her with breakfast at that time of the morning, let alone conscious. ❛ I brought you coffee. You’re WELCOME. ❜

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“Morning After” starters

as requested by anon. Enjoy and feel free to make any changes !

Sexy

“Feel like another round?”

“You were great last night…”

“Wow, you look even better in the daylight.”

“My clothes look better on you than they do on me.”

“I had no idea you were into that stuff…I’m glad I found out.”

“We didn’t even get to use the toys last night.”

“You should play with my hair some more…”

“I don’t remember ever having this many hickeys. But I don’t mind.”

“That was a workout.”

“I don’t know your name. But you can share it with me, so I know what to scream this time.”

“The fun doesn’t have to end.”

“I think I can convince you to stay…”

“Don’t pretend like you’re asleep. Should I find a way to wake you up?~”

“We could order pizza and just stay like this all day.”

“I love your bedhead.”

Awkward

“Oh no…what did we do?”

“Hi! You need to leave.”

“I’m sorry…who are you?”

“Ugh…I drank so much.”

“I can’t believe I did this again.” / “I can’t believe we did this again.”

“Where are your clothes?”

“…I’m sore in such weird places.”

“Hey, sorry! I’m gonna go. Right now.”

“You didn’t seem like you were having such a bad time last night.”

“Someone’s coming. Is that your mom/partner/spouse/etc.?”

“I think this was a mistake.”

“*trying to sneak out while half-dressed*”

“Your foot is in my face.”

“Did we use protection?”

“*sees ___ and screams*”

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unpicasso‌:

it’s bisexual awareness week so everyone please be aware of me, a bisexual that loves attention

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egoteric‌:

❝ That is why I’m down here. What, I can’t check in on my old man? ❞  Okay, so maybe that was only PART of it. And maybe he had his own project that he wanted to do some work on tonight. Work that could only be done with the help of some very specific tools in his dear old dad’s lab.  ❝ What are you working on, anyway? ❞

Howard didn’t buy it, but he also wasn’t in the mood to press it. He dropped the screwdriver he’d been fiddling with, and leaned back in his chair, hands raising to rub his eyes. ❛ In-field communication devices for the army. ❜ He practically groaned the words before lowering his hands and leaning forward once again. ❛ You gonna stand there staring, or you wanna make yourself useful? ❜ 

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[text] why did you send me gps coordinates to death valley?

Text Starters || ACCEPTING

[text → Peggy] did I?

[text → Peggy] I was pretty wasted last night

[text → Peggy] potential test facility location?

[text → Peggy] but I guess I also googled “destination weddings” last night so it’s anyone’s guess at this point

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[text] sometimes you just gotta ask yourself ‘is this what captain america would do?’

Text Starters || ACCEPTING

[text → Bucky] I don’t usually ask myself that

[text → Bucky] only because I know I’ll do it anyway if the answer is no

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ofgunsandlipstick‌:

The Howard Peggy had known for years would surely have already been on a sofa somewhere, arm thrown over his eyes.But now, he hovered, and even if he was trying to hide it, Peggy had known him for years by now. She could see the worry in his eyes. Stepping forward, she shifted Tony to one arm in order to cup Howard’s cheek with her free hand so he’d be forced to look at her. “Howard, he’s a baby. Baby’s cry. And Maria’s not an idiot; I’d wager she’s handing him off to you when he’s cranky. It just takes time.”

❛ You reckon? ❜ he asked, eyes hopeful as he gazed at her. She was probably right as usual. He was exhausted, and must have been overthinking things, but even so... He glanced down at Tony again. ❛ This whole fatherhood thing... it’s a lot harder than I thought it was gonna be. ❜

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priestessofrhllor‌:

text starters.

[text] hey, can you check if i left the stove on?

[text] seriously?! you used up all the hot water again.

[text] dinner tonight? my treat.

[text] when i said i needed pussy that wasn’t an invitation for you to get me a cat.

[text] i can’t hang out tonight. i’m too busy crying over fictional characters.

[text] well, mark me down as scared and horny.

[text] why does netflix have to be such a judgmental bitch?

[text] i’m going to need you to call me in ten minutes with a fake emergency.

[text] this is by far the worst idea you’ve ever had.

[text] new phone who dis?

[text] i put you down as my emergency contact.

[text] sometimes you just gotta ask yourself ‘is this what captain america would do?’

[text] i miss you.

[text] you okay?

[text] rise and shine, motherfucker.

[text] why did you send me gps coordinates to death valley?

[text] quick question: why are you so cute?

[text] pls help….what dress should i wear?

[text] you are gonna be the death of me one day.

[text] who gave you the right to be so fuckin’ cute?

[text] i just tagged you in like twelve hundred memes. you’re welcome.

[text] did you just rick roll me?

[text] honey, where’s my super suit?

[text] i’m your husband/wife! i’m the greatest good you’ll ever get!

[text] i just made this awkward, didn’t i?

[text] tell me again why i agreed to this?

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ofgunsandlipstick‌:

It wouldn’t be kind to laugh, Peggy had to remind herself. Howard was still a new parent and clearly at his wit’s end. Laughing would be unkind. Even if he did look absolutely ridiculous, especially in contrast to his usual suave demeanor. Peggy just managed to stifle a chuckle. “Alright, that’s enough out of you,” she said, though whether to father or son was unclear. Crossing the room, Peggy gently pried the screaming infant from Howard’s arms. “You,” she continued now pointedly to Howard, “get some rest. And you, young man-” now to little Tony, cradled in her arms and still screaming himself blue in the face, “you and I are going to spend some time together.”

A sigh escaped Howard’s lips as Peggy lifted the baby boy from his arms. As ideal as several hours of sleep sounded to him, he couldn’t take his eyes off of Tony. ❛ What if there’s something wrong with him? ❜ he asked, trying not to look or sound too worried. ❛ He never cries like this with his mother. What am I doing wrong? ❜

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whatwxsright‌:

Steve was still proud of the fact that flattery still seemed to work on Howard– seemed he still had it even after all these years. “I’m just gonna keep it up if I get off scott-free.” He chuckled, stuffing his hands into his pockets as he watched Howard inspect the shield again. Steve doubted there was any coming back from the damage that Thanos had done to it, but he still wanted to try. Not… that he had any plans of using it, but Steve figured it was better to hold on to it just in case. “Are you tryin’ to tell me that Howard Stark, millionaire genius, can’t figure out how to fix this problem? Damn… and here I thought you were the best of the best, Stark.” Steve teased, rocking back on his heels and shaking his head once.

❛ I am, ❜ Howard said in an exasperated voice. Flattery truly would get Steve anywhere with Howard. ❛ I can fix it! I just... have to think about it a bit, okay? ❜ And now a real smile emerged. Howard lowered the shield, eyes softening a little as he observed the man standing before him. ❛ It’s good to see you, ya know. I tried to-- I’m sorry it couldn’t have been sooner. ❜

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