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coffins

things literally everyone, regardless of gender, looks good in:

suits

lacy lingerie

eyeliner

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CDC: *cough cough*

I want platonic kissing to be a thing again. Friend is sad? Kiss their forehead. Friend comes over? Kiss their cheek. Friend is cute? Kiss the top of their head. I JUST REALLY WANT THIS TO COME BACK

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As much as I like and support this post, you could tell a person stealing is wrong and they will still do it. If you can only do so much about the pigs that commit the crime (although more could be done than is being done now), then yes giving girls a way to defend themselves is the next best thing.

If only crime could be eliminated like that.

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I thought it would just be a function of total population and there would be some countries close to America. I was Wrong...

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Absolute zero:

-273 C

-459 F

Shit got real outside

i really can’t stay

oh, baby it’s like fucking pluto out there 

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/*FUCKING COMPLIE ERRORS EVERYWHERE BECAUSE YOU FORGOT THE FUCKING SEMICOLON*/

if (eggs==true){   bring.milk(12); }

A programmer is going out for a stroll one evening. His wife asks him to swing by the store and pick up a gallon of milk, and if they had eggs, to get a dozen. He returned with twelve gallons of milk and said “They had eggs.”

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this was worth an hour or so in paint

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Do you want to build a pentagonal dodecahedron?

It doesn’t have to be a pentagonal dodecahedron.

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pretty much

(conversation) friend- "that's not as unfortunate as me hurting my finger this morning. me- lol "not as unfortunate as you being born" friend- "its my birthday" me- D:

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An in depth view of the death camps. This is happening right now. The skeleton war is still happening. Do not be fooled by the media. Reblog if you have a heart.

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:/

That moment when an opportunity arises, you make a joke, you have insulted someone. For the rest of class they rest their head on their hand with their middle finger up like a stealthy bird. You feel badly but have second thoughts about it after a 45 minute bird. You apologize and then they talk to you later and say they realized it may have looked like they were flicking you off in class, but it was not intentional. You just know they was like aw fuck dis guy jerk, then they like o shit he sorry, naw man iz cool I waz chill whole time.

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Discovery of the century

Top scientists recently concluded that the anaconda does in fact do

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I'm a revolutionary

There are a lot of misconceptions about feminism, but I for one will welcome our female overlords

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when bored

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Not taking any chances

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Original Song. Part two coming soon.

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This shit better work