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LET me on the bed i promise i wont lay on top of you and squish u under my big dog weight please ple please please let me up i promise i'll lay only on a fair amount of bed for me and not take up all the space :3 please pleas (lying)

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obble…. source | source (gifset dedicated to a video i saw on discord that i couldn’t stop watching)
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Reading something, the grad student barely retains anything.
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idk whats funnier: that tumblr got people to spend multiples of $7.99 to add fake verification checkmarks to their blog to ""make fun of"" twitter's latest fuckup, or that these checkmarks literally do not show up for mobile users and thats why i had no idea this amazing feat of opportunistic capitalism was even happening until just now
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there is something so darkly comical about tumblr potentially outliving twitter
tumblr, which is held together with duct tape and madness, run by three raccoons in blood stained Yahoo! hats and a handful of crabs, its only discernible source of income the sale of shoelaces from an inside joke so inside no one knows the original source anymore and fake blue checkmarks... that website still lives on
truly the cockroach of social media and I love it for that
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Wrapping up another year, the grad student reflects on how much and how little has changed at the exact same time.
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To prepare for his role in the Matrix 4 as an older Neo, Keanu Reeves spent almost two decades aging, proving his remarkable dedication to the craft.
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“My wife bought our cats a sofa, then a throw pillow and finally a mini afghan.”
(Source)
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