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Look up your muse’s name in the GIF search. Post the first result.
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lines that have made me React.
literally just. lines that i've seen on tumblr or twitter or instagram or television that have made me react in a wide range of ways!
" why is it called creepypasta and not fettucine afraido? "
" my best feature is that i'm blindingly intelligent for about thirty seconds a day. "
" if you live to be 100, you should make up some fake reason why, just to fuck with people... like claim you ate a pinecone every single day. "
" if i crashed into the ocean, i would simply not drown. rip to steve rogers but i'm different. "
" in my defense your honor i had really good music on and it made me want to do something evil. "
" no offense to myself but what the fuck am i actually doing. "
" someone said to me, god gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers. this whole time i never even asked to be in the army. "
" how do they know an animal is extinct like?? you looked everywhere?? "
" just like regular ballet except everyone is holding a sword! "
" unlike my wife/husband/partner, i expect you not to cheat. "
" against my best wishes, i have been shot. "
" no curse of mine shall befall you from my dying breath. "
" and what i really intended to say in the end remains unsaid. "
" astrology is more real than the stock market. "
" ladies and gentlemen, balls of anxiety of all ages... "
" actually, life is beautiful and i have time. "
" this world may be cruel but i'm still kickin'. "
" what if, and hear me out, people DO love you? "
" hope is a dangerous thing. "
" i want to go home. "
" i did not kill him/her/them, but i wish that i had. "
" we don't have to stay here... "
" this tastes........... unlucky to me. "
" what in the actual fuckily duckily. "
" i will not eat one IOTA of shit! "
" you kneel before my throne unaware that it was born of lies. "
" do what you must, for i have already won. "
" ten grand??? for a baby?! "
" everyone knows that putin made a pocket-sized russia. "
" things are going to be difficult. but you are going to be difficulter. "
" ted just be letting anyone talk. "
" in his defense his wife triple dog dared him and called him a pussy. "
" NESSIE THE LOCH NESS MONSTER HAS BEEN CAPTURED BY CHINESE GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS AND IS BEING KEPT-- "
" i wonder when the bermuda triangle stopped working. not a lot of drama there anymore. "
" no wonder the ice caps are melting, i'm fucking HOT! "
" dumplings imply the existence of one large dumple. "
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→ [je suis alice] like if you saved;
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I'll be mobile here and @tcnker for the rest of the night !!
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" Is it mad to pray for better hallucinations ? "
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#[ madness ] :: ’ her head popped like bubble - gum. !#th :: hallucinations ( open )#|#ooc :: in this verse alice is much more darker and her wonder - land has become gruesome with horrifying monsters and crazed people. she he-#rself has gone mad to a point.#trigger warnings will be provided !
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“ have you the time ? oh ! that darn rabbit ran off again , and I have to meet my ceremony ! “ ( for once alice was to be queened. the blue queen of tarts was a title given to her , however she was beyond late & the royal guard had yet to escort her to where she ought to be . )
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#[ queen ] oh come come ! He’s only a prince !#| th :: ceremony . ( open . )#|#ooc :: in this verse alice has become queen in place of the red queen however she is forever bound to wonder - land .
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Elle Fanning in Maleficent: Mistress of Evil (2019)
#( fc. ) OH ' TO BE A BEAUTIFUL LITTLE FOOL !#[ wonderland ] :: ' oh can you imagine the places we could go. ?
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“ hm . “ alice begins to think to herself , yet as she always does she expresses her inner thoughts out - loud , “ a lesson ? oh , how i ‘ d like to give that door a lesson ! “ ( speaking of the door that first introduced her to wonder - land )
“ however , if we speak with them sternly perhaps they ought to act right ! “ she says matter - of - factually . though her words are rehearsed . from what she learned from the nurse - maid back at home .
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“ I ‘ ve had a run in with many small doors . the larger one ‘ s are much more kinder ! “ she huffed. ( as one child would while imagining doors laughing at her & not with her !! )

❝ I didn’t know doors could be so harsh to someone ! One of these days we ought to teach them a lesson shouldn’t we ? ❞ His arms fold . The smaller the more obnoxious , then ?
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“ I ‘ ve had a run in with many small doors . the larger one ‘ s are much more kinder ! “ she huffed. ( as one child would while imagining doors laughing at her & not with her !! )

❝ Passing through small doors sure does sound cool … ❞
#@asorableisms. | th :: doors.#[ wonderland ] :: ' oh can you imagine the places we could go. ?#ooc :: hi hello ! i still have yet to get to our thread elsewhere but i will try soon !!
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HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE LOVED BY YOU ?
it feels like an adventure
your laughter is like music, your eyes like city lights. you're so lighthearted and easygoing that you make everyone around you have so much fun, even in the simplest moments. your heart is a place of amusement parks and fireworks and three a.m. giggles. people feel energized every time they see you, but as much as you love people, it can get pretty draining. remember to take breaks when you need them. you're more than just the comic relief, and you deserve to be just as happy as you make everyone else.
tagged by : no one. i found this quiz on my own !
tagging : @frostfractals , @fairyraised
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alice like most children was busy exploring. happening upon herself to get lost in the mousey hare ‘ s stories , & the tweedle dee dum ‘ s antics. you see , she had her time to explore for she could never find the door way back out of wonder - land . at first , she was down on her luck , but she believed strongly that sooner , or later she ‘ d have to find it. it was almost impossible not to find a door when one wanted to exit , or enter it , wasn ‘ t it ? however , that sooner became later , & eventually she found herself simply giving up. but politely giving up . she would give herself time until she met someone new. someone that knew how to leave , before she would allow herself to cry over it . ( though she almost broke this promise to herself - having felt her eyes well up . )
nobody seemed to know how to leave , or even what she meant by how she wanted to leave . it was quite furious . finally alice stormed off in a huff. having her last fits of dealing with magical creatures , and talking animals.
by the time alice ran into elsa she had decided she had grown a few extra inches. for the world looked smaller ( though in reality - alice had just grown more into her shoes . having found herself aging ever so slightly in wonder - land ‘ s space . ) , though her perspective never changed .
“ why I do ! I do indeed ! “ she huffed . speaking out - loud to herself as alice ‘ s often did , “ not know how to leave , how can they not know ? “
before she knew it she had almost bumped into elsa . not looking up in her grumpy state . only minding her shoes . she was apologizing in an instant , “ oh my goodness ! I almost ran into you ! o- oh ! “ she observed elsa after a quick curtsey. holding up her skirts at both end ‘ s , before bowing at the waist , “ you are not a magical creature ! how dread - ful to be around them for so long - “
“ except you , of course , dear cheshire cat ! “ she made another quick apology once she noticed elsa ‘ s current company .
She’s never come across a place quite like this. There’s nothing like it back home. But she can feel the magic in the air, surrounding her. It’s calling to her, different than her own and yet she could tell not all of it was necessarily bad. But something lured her here into this strange land as she follows a rather strange cat.
❝ Where are you leading me? ❞ This grinning cat seemed to be leading her deeper and deeper into this fantasy land. Into the unknown. But this was no ahtohallan. This was something more. Where she had the other spirits to guide her, she was alone here. At least so far. ❝ Please explain this place to me. ❞
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#@frostfractals. | th :: wonder - land. |#[ wonderland ] :: ' oh can you imagine the places we could go. ?
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Decided to make a tinkerbell account ! @tcnker ! Listening to an audible of peter pan and I plan on returning tinkerbell to her origin roots. I can't get her saying , " you silly ass. " To peter pan out of my head !
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Alice in Wonderland (1951)
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“ hmm . “ alice began to think. as children often do on thoughts like this , “ perhaps he went left ? “ ( absent - mindgly said. ) she was referring to the cheshire cat. whom had wandered away out of sight before anyone could stop him ,
“ we don ‘ t necessarily need enthusiasm to find him , just some encouragement ! “ she pointed out.
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“Sorry if I don’t sound enthusiastic. I’m just not one of those people.”
#[ wonderland ] :: ' oh can you imagine the places we could go. ?#//#@revoltedgreen#ooc :: hopefully you don ' t mind me taking this as alice trying to find the cheshire cat on the side ??? i understand if you'd prefer i -#switch this up !
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