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Good news. we can finally Be Bees. this isn't your world, but we can Be Bees. this is Good news. you can Be a Bee. you'll live like a Bee. A Pet. A pet? A Pet. Mark, this is Good news. You'll live. for 30 years. THIS IS INSANE

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The Weekly thread there is filled with deleted posts. (X)

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That has to be the most humiliating way to describe one of Earth's most terrifyingly effective predators.

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Anthony Machuca "Forbidden Knowledge"

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Be Punk.

Vote in Presidential elections.

Shop at Farmer's Markets.

Go to the Zoo.

Join a Homeowner's Association.

If you see a Moshpit, stop it. Someone could get hurt.

Start a Book Club.

Invest in Solar Power.

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SATHAR (@baladasathar)

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“Medieval peasants couldn’t handle my Spotify playlist” but could YOU handle a medieval bard relaying the epic of Beowulf over the course of an hour? Humble yourself.

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for a minute i definitely forgot that kanye west had changed his name to ye and was wondering why this accusatory headline was written in shakespearean language

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silly seals from outer space

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Yeah, the doctors ran some blood work and discovered I was actually the Thing all along. No, I don't know if my insurance will cover it

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when you cook for everyone and they tell you how much they like the food

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how it feels to stop tossing and turning and get up to piss