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I'm disqualifying the peanut butter chocolate due to my peanut allergy. Out of the rest the cherry cordial is easily the worst.

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sometimes i see a car and think i could fit an ecosystem of small fish in there but i wont because i want them to like me

some cars i think could fit an ecosystem of small fish:

2017 smart fourtwo

the pea car

the isetta

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I am happy because everyone loves me

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Hello.

I like you.

Goodbye.

a.

Thank. You?

have miouse.

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you cant fucking hurt me bitch im protected by the migratory bird act

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you never know!

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Every 690 years, one virtuous guinea pig of pure character is rewarded by the heavens with its ascension into a divine capybara. However, one evil guinea pig, the devious Lord Ui-Ui-Ui-Ui-Ui-Ui-Ui, seeks to usurp the ascension of the current cycle's chosen one and steal the holy blessing, with the intent of using the power of the divine capybara in order to attain ultimate power and enslave all rodentkind.

­This feels like a divine revelation

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My Pokemon head canon is that if you were holding an Aron and she wanted to go down she would do the little cat thing where they wiggle until they leap out of your arms gracefully except Aron is made mostly out of solid steel and would land with the impact tungsten cube, dent the floor, cause permanent structural damage to the foundation, and then stand up and happily trot along like she didn't do anything

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hello my fellow Horror And Houses fans.... i have come to recommend the book "horror in architecture" and its sequel "horror in architecture; the reanimated edition" by joshua comaroff and ong ker-shing to you all. ive been reading horror in architecture for the past couple days and it is excellent

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Miouse in the walls. [dance move 1]

Miouse in your halls. [dance move 2]

Take miouse with you. [dance move 3]

Leave miouse in bathroom stalls. [big finish]

This. Feels like a ritual.

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Bats Fact #27

Whole Apple

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Today's Seals Are: Soaking Weaners

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Hello everybody!

I updated my pridesaur list and added some respectable entries for Intersex, Abrosecxual, Greysexual, agender and butch lesbian. I am proud to say we are at 21 dinos!!!

But I am still very much open for more suggestions, so if you find any fitting dino pun, that I have not covered yet, please feel free to let me know ^.^

My goal still remains to have the most inclusive prehistoric pride dinosaur collection out there, so feel free to help me out a bit with fun ideas ;D

Happy pride to y'all!

I also got all of them as stickers on my etsy shop, so if any of you feel like supporting my silly dino art, please come by:

my prehistoric pride stickers:

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Belphie is loved by both his aunts, just……in different ways.

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my brain has decided succession, severance, and leverage are all the same show and i still have no idea what any of succeverage is about

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iPhone shortcut to tell your family/friends if ICE kidnaps you