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(has a tummyache but doesn't want to ruin my air of gothic mystique) there is a deep pain welling inside me

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Hey. Don't worry. I'm all out of HP. See how I'm lowering my head and my face is shrouded in shadow? That's because I'm too exhausted and demoralized to keep fighting. The remix of my character theme has stopped playing and everything. You should come closer.

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i dont blame the trex i know i loo9k big and tasty lol

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when the lord you’re sworn to doesn’t uphold his chivalric values

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one thing about me is that I'm looking stuff up. you mentioned something and I don't know it? I am pulling out my phone and googling that shit. an actor? theoretical physics? a world leader? a vocabulary word? I am on the wikipedia page as we speak

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i gotta get out of this fucking wizard tower i just heard someone cast summon semtex elemental

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i'm engaging in the ancient tradition of pretending there's an ancient tradition to engage in

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the obsession with twink death is so sad and weird I can't stand it. oh nooo he got fat and hairy... as if those aren't two of the hottest things you can be. get real!!!

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Changed my url btw

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always blows my mind how many european countries still have monarchs. what do you mean you have a king. kill that guy

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Say what you will about the 16th century Spanish monarchy but Princess Ana de Mendoza was serving with this

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ah... your secret technique... in normal circumstances, such a bullet would have no effect on me, but you certainly knew that, my rival... and so, cleverly, you accelerated it with a gun

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Finally got a clear shot of noonoo carrying her spring, it's her favourite toy