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ā Hereās How I Imagine Animals Behave When You Arenāt Looking (10+ Pics)
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why limit yourself between choosing between a pretty feminine aesthetic or a dark one? if persephone can be the goddess of spring & queen of the underworld at the same time so can you
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Crowdfunding for this great student film. Spread the word, help if you can! Great story, great crew, and halfway to the goal. https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/tucker-short-film-camping-thriller#/
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What do you think about Jodie Whittaker being the next Dr. Who?
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Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
Mark Twain (via potterinstitute)
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How could you not be just a little obsessed? @bodleianlibs #tbt (at Bodleian Libraries)
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Well, I am that mysterious adventurer in all of time and space, known only as Doctor Who, and these are my disposables - Exposition and⦠Comic Relief.
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some of my favorite silly plotlines from Scottish ballads
Small village thinks illicit whiskey stills are its biggest problem until raiders show up and trash their everything. Death, destruction, etc. Raiders find whiskey still, get lit, pass out. Villagers murder them. Peace restored. Whiskey is king.
Shepherd lad spots fair maid skinny-dipping. Fair maid pleads for her virtue and/or clothing. Shepherd lad is complete gentleman, escorts her home with clothing and virtue intact. Fair maid demands to know what she has to do to get laid around here.
Plucky heroineās boyfriend goes to sea, fails to return. Plucky heroine dresses in drag and goes to find him. Plucky heroine discovers boyfriend happily married to someone else. Plucky heroine shoots his head right off.
Do Not Stop By The Local Weaverās House, You Will Get So Pregnant, Like, Super Pregnant, Iām Not Kidding, This Has Been A Public Service Announcement.
Wealthy farmwife habitually searches her maidservantsā dorm for SIGNS OF MEN out of concern for their virtue. Maids less concerned for their virtue are having None Of It. Maids hide scarecrow in dorm, farm mistakes scarecrow for prowler, farmwife decapitates scarecrow. Farmwife believes herself a murderer. Maids now permitted to do as they please, virtue-wise.Ā
Idiot son sent to market to sell cow. Scheming lass seduces idiot son out of cow, pants, and even shoes.
Dad returns from business trip to find daughter Super Pregnant, demands to meet the man responsible. Dad takes one look at man responsible and tells daughter āokay, youāre off the hook, I would have banged him too.ā
Handsome stranger bribes fair maid to leave town with him. Fair maid rejects various bribes until handsome stranger flat-out offers her money, which she accepts. Handsome stranger turns out to be, to no oneās great surprise, the actual devil. Fair maid regrets her life choices.
Gallant knight goes forth to slay dragon.Ā Dragon eats knight, but has indigestion.
ETA: If anyone has been reblogging this and wants to know what the songs are, here is the list! Or if youāre too lazy to click things, The Devil Uisge Beatha + Shepherd Lad + Billy Taylor + Tae The Weaverās Gin Ye Go + The Straw Man + Cow Song + Willie Winsbury + The Devilās Courtship + Sir Eglamore
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GUIL : If we go thereās no knowing. ROS : No knowing what? GUIL : If weāll ever come back. ROS : We donāt want to come back. GUIL : That may well be true, but do we want to go? ROS : Weāll be free. GUIL : I donāt know. Itās the same sky.
Tom Stoppard, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead (via antigonick)
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