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you can’t escape supernatural in any way that matters
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The amount of times I could have been that white girl in the horror movie could honestly be a movie in itself and it’s honestly a waste that my entire life isn’t constantly recorded on film because it would be HILARIOUS
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Silver figurine depicting a dragon or a tiger, China, 18th century
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I like how jerma has a new object on his table every time I see him like a virtual pet with a customizable bedroom
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We're on a new platform with a totally different audience...we have to prove ourselves all over again...convince a totally new group of people to think we're funny and worth your attention....so allow me to drop some of my "A" material....the funniest thing I got.......here goes....... jeef berky
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sheepish is a really funny word. fuck im so nervous (turns into this)
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Ozzy Osbourne’s death is like the death of a crusty white 3 legged no toothed dog in it’s mid 20s. It’s shocking and heartbreaking, but the shock mostly comes from the fact that it lived so long and through so much bodily strain that you kind of subconsciously assumed it was immortal.
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this gon flop cuz it's not half life but i mean im an art account, not a half life account
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i keep thinking all the mars rovers are the size of a medium dog but i am wrong every single time
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