ironicallyastar
ironicallyastar
SJW scientists erroneously state women are 'same species' as men
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ironicallyastar · 8 years ago
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roxy:
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i have heard on several accounts that its VERY nice to meet me if that is any help in the meeting field  i would say its good to meet u mr david but i just cannot forgive these lies & slander abt orange soda jkjk  whats ur poison then?  pshh u dont know that im everywhere & nowhere  like a ninja! >:) !! like what? comics??  ;0
u would think im more prepared to answer these qs myself but i never am! lets see umm pronouns r she/her i super love orange soda but mayb only bc of association my credit info is pbbbbbthhhh im not v good @ the drawing thing but its nice when u get in the groove i guess aaaaaaaaand yes ive been kissed mayb once or twiceish
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well i suppose thats a little bit of consolation though ive still yet to judge for myself so i dont want to leap to the assumption that yes, its fucking sick as hell to meet you its not a lie if its just my personal opinion and also the truth so :/ and i dont know if i have any specific poison but if ive gotta pick something id go with apple juice shit is like nectar of the gods  while i suppose i cant discount the possibility that you would be in my universe i dont think its likely since unless you know which one im in, your chances of travelling to it would be extremely slim, not to mention you cant naturally be a part of it since im assuming youre a lalonde and both the alpha and beta roxy lalondes of my universe kicked the bucket a couple years ago so yeah comics i draw sbahj tho of late i havent been doing too much of that since my time has been preoccupied with more pressing things than political commentary disguised as abso fucking lutely shit comics how have you “maybe” been kissed once or twice ??
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ironicallyastar · 8 years ago
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i just spent a great ball on a smoochum with like 1 hp and it broke out google search how to kill myself
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ironicallyastar · 8 years ago
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hey roxy hopefully its nice to meet you im david, he/they, orange soda is shit so no, my card info is unimportant because i highly doubt youre in my universe, i fucking love drawing, and yes wbu
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hey there! im roxy n it would totes b great if u could answer a few choice qs 2 help me get to know ur cute patoots a lil better! whats ur name/pronouns? do u like orange soda? whats ur credit card info? u like drawing?? ever kissed anybody????
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ironicallyastar · 8 years ago
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Send me "INTERRUPTION"
I’ll randomly generate a number from 1-31 to see how your muse interrupts mine! Mixture of safe & nsfw.
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ironicallyastar · 8 years ago
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send me asks mayhaps im bored as fuck and theres over like??? a thousand of you??? i should be getting some attention
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ironicallyastar · 8 years ago
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@vasseuriina started following you
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tsup im david welcome to whatever this is hopefully regardless of what it may turn out to be it doesnt die again because this thing has been pulled back from the dead far too many times its like someone decided a 1x zombie wasnt enough so they were like “you know what would be cool? lets reanimate and then kill this thing over and over again for shits and giggles over the course of years and see what disheveled and barely recognizable undead piece of shit that sounds like its a goddamned fucking raisin with all its body parts out and check the results” but uh off topic im tryna actually get some acquaintances/friends/something again so i guess i oughta do greeters to accomplish that you can call me w/e i dont really mind who are you whats up
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ironicallyastar · 8 years ago
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are you just gonna disappear after a little while again?
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ughghgh i mean i can’t guarantee that i won’t, considering that i’m still in school and finals are coming up soon for me. but i’m not in as much danger of failing this year, so i probably won’t have to take summer classes, and i’ll be able to actually revive a few of my muses. so hopefully i’m here for good this time around!
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ironicallyastar · 8 years ago
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YO eve here with yet another fef bc clearly i don’t have enough. anyways!! could you please like/reblog this if you might be interested in interacting with a tiny witch fef?? i’d really like to get this blog going. thanks!!
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ironicallyastar · 8 years ago
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hi! i’m tess, and i’ve been out of the roleplaying game for a while, but i’d like to get back into it. most of the relationships i’ve built up and followers i have are blogs that are inactive, and so i can’t do much right now. i would really appreciate it if you’d reblog this if you’re interested in roleplaying with an AU/crossover alpha dave strider!
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ironicallyastar · 8 years ago
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starrypsychic:
If there was one thing Marion did not take well it was abandonment, or perceived abandonment, and both hurt him just as hard. He was constantly in fear of being left alone and every time someone entered his life only to vanish reinforced the idea that no one was ever going to stay forever and in the end he would have nothing but himself. It was why he constantly clung to anyone who entered his life.
But some people slept through his fingers.
Marion stood at the door with a swirl of emotions all fighting for dominance in his heart. He was angry, if the man at his door was who he claimed, and he had to be since Marion recognized his voice, seemed to pop in and out as he pleased despite how Marion may have felt only returning to beg for forgiveness once again. Still there was relief. Despite the feelings of betrayal he was glad that David had thought of him all this time. With a deep breath Marion finally opened the door, crossing his arms in an attempt to seem aloof and stern. 
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“You have a lot of nerve coming back here darling.” Marion frowned,although at the sight of David’s condition he wanted to hurry him inside and take care of him. All it took was one look at his face and he could already feel himself being roped back in to what probably would be an endless cycle. “Perhaps I shall let you in but you must promise me the whole truth, unabridged. You’ve kept me waiting for quite some time and I do not think it unjust of me to ask for it.”
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       It was a pleasant surprise when the reaction wasn't overt anger. David’s shoulders relaxed a bit, and he flashed Marion an awkward smile. Marion had offered an olive branch of sorts, even. He was going to take that.
       -- “ Yeah, I know I do. Wouldn’t’ve hooked up with ya in the first place if I wasn’t a man t’ take chances.” A slight shrug from him. “ Course, that’s kinda what got me into this situation.”
       -- “ On that note, sorry f’r showing up in this condition. Ran into some shit on the way here. Y’know, monsters an’ all. This town’s wild.” He wiped some of the blood off his face and let out a sigh, trying to clean his hands off before extending one to Marion. Didn’t wanna ruin his fancy outfits or anything like that.
       Right. Yeah. The whole truth. The kid did deserve that, though David wasn’t particularly prepared to share that with anyone, least of all someone he cared too much about to place his burden onto. But he supposed he would have to tell him eventually. Why not now? “ I... think I can do that. I just- it’s sorta hard to explain, and I would prefer not to do it out here. So can we turn that maybe into a definitely or no deal?”
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ironicallyastar · 8 years ago
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cutemoniic replied to your post “if you want a starter could you reply to this w/ whether you want it...”
(( aaaaAAAAAAAAA
((nyah?
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ironicallyastar · 8 years ago
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tacticaltheurgy started following you
sup im david call me d dave lizzie whatever ill b ur host today i take it youre a rose yeah?
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ironicallyastar · 8 years ago
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cutemoniic liked your post “i keep finding old letters laying around and i don’t know if that’s a...”
hey, you. been a while.
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ironicallyastar · 8 years ago
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i keep finding old letters laying around and i don’t know if that’s a good or absolutely horrible thing.
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ironicallyastar · 8 years ago
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heyo, this is your friendly overwatch nerd talking (chuck)
if you’re interested in interacting with a genji from an au setting, could you reblog this? i’ll follow you! o/
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ironicallyastar · 8 years ago
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@hopefulmukuro started following you
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u havent made me my chiaki aesthetic yet get out u bitch????
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ironicallyastar · 8 years ago
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deae-ex-machina replied to your post “if ur theme is ugly im not even gonna look at ur pages like fuck man...”
Frick you I worked hard on this blog
weve been mutuals for like what a year would i still b following u if ur theme was that ugly?
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