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absolutely hate it when the pleasurable activity procrastination hits. i’m going to do something fun that brings me joy but not yet. yeah, not yet. not yet. maybe i shouldn’t do it at all, it’s not that fun

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ⓘ Tip You can skip part of the day by taking a nap.

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dumb argument with a friend, so

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First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

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hi, you've reached the marriam Webster hotline. marriam Webster is not in right now.

if you'd like the definition of aardvark press 1

if youd like the definition of aardwolf press 2

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Every time i purchase a moderately expensive item the Karl Marx on my shoulder is like "For shame... you purchase yet another pair of jeans when you have 5 already at home, you despicable commodity fetishist? In my time, a man with five outfits would consider himself blessed beyond measure, and yet you want for more, while there are children starving in the world??" to which the second Karl Marx on my other shoulder says "Objection! Those 5 pairs of jeans all wildly uncomfortable or have holes in the ass, due to the decline of clothing quality driven by the fast fashion industry, unfortunately making this purchase a necessity... Plus, by purchasing a slightly more expensive pair of jeans from an independent brand, seeking quality over 'brand recognition', they are deliberately trying to avoid engaging in conspicuous consumption!" to which the third Karl Marx clinging to my back like that beetle from Doctor Who says "Remember, my friend; the less you eat, drink, buy books, go to the theatre or to balls, or to the pub, and the less you think, love, theorize, sing, paint, fence, etc., the more you will be able to save and the greater will become your treasure which neither moth nor rust will corrupt — your capital. Buy the jeans," to which I say "I don't know if any of you have actually read Karl Marx"

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magical girl transformation but i just rapidly go through the 5 stages of decomposition

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Official Art of the animated Mighty Nein (plus Essek)

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Percival de Rolo III, Vengeful Sharpshooter by Bad Moon Art

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Oh I’m so sleepy… won’t you use !tuck to tuck me into bed?

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The canon Ace Attorney Timeline

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man, I have overall become better with my social anxiety than I used to be in a lot of aspects but I'm trying to post a new chapter of my fic (after 6 fucking years because good god what) that has about 800 followers and I forgot how absolutely nerve wracking this is

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Resident Evil 2 Remake (2019) / Resident Evil 9 (2026)

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