Emma~19~bay area, Cal~~bi single as hell and lonely~~4'10" fight me"She whom one loves the best is the loveliest" -the Anatorica Poem
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my friend took in a stray and she鈥檚 the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we鈥檙e roleplaying as the US military
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I can't be the first to make this connection
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may you always have a friend like travis at your table, who will whoop with utter joy when you commit to making an objectively bad decision
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gonna start calling skinny people minus size
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I cannot BELIEVE you guys actually signing up to netflix just because account sharing was banned. You need to learn about cool websites with many beautiful women who would love you message you and send you downloadable files.
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the crown writers rushing to film charles and camilla tampon dialogue in season 5 after lizzie kicked the bucket so a new generation could laugh at the king
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Kellogg鈥檚 is making a Twitch channel for Tony the Tiger as a vtuber. It is the moral duty of everyone who can spare the time to do so to spam the most vile, repulsive, unabashedly horny nonsense in the chat, such that this cannot be maintained. Hold the line against the continual corporate takeover of our media. Become unprofitable.
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The writers of stranger things are fucking liars. Like do we really have to believe that Eddie Munson gets no bitches?!?!? Like fr . How am I supposed to believe that?


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