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verdict: jelly lover

World's worst photo, but even after hiding for 4 months not even Shoelace can resist coming out for delicious jelly.
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verdict: lawn mower
Met a little guy while mowing the grass
His armpits' eyes spots are strikingly beautiful
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verdict: hey man idk what you're talking, about that's Definitely rock



Came across my first stag beetle today! Meet Dorcus parallelipipedus, the lesser stag beetle.
User alberto_colatore on iNaturalist also confirmed my initial assumption and flagged it to be a male.
I'm super excited to have seen one of these beetles in my area 🌿🪲
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verdict: dear friend



she’s happy to see you!
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verdict: tortoise 🐢


According to the Internet, I was visited by a tortoise beetle. After we identified him, I took him outside 😌
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verdict: you have mail


almost grabbed a fistful of mantis at the post office today… he’s working. a certified mail bug 📫✉️🪲🙏
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verdict:
rebloggable
*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this
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verdict: color

Moth watercolour unsure the species
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verdict: aww a wasp !




Found a wasp-mimicing jumping spider today!!!
It's gonna be a good day.
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is my oc Wonder a bug perhaps?
verdict: infested stone bricks
#bug identifed !#ask the grass and it shall speak back#did you guys like this one#do you get the joke#i laughed
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verdict: goober

Taking suggestions for naming this freak <3
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verdict: tree

Me and my handful of broken twigs
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verdict: hello !
Gimmick Blogs raise your hands
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: ! :(
As Satan I confirm this is a hellsite.
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verdict: not enough water, guys can we get some more water in here we need more water.
if you imagine an animatic hard enough it should come true
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verdict: social cues
i swear to god that social cue wasnt there before
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