ken callahan • 30 • she/him • clown about townisawken.neocities.org
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imagine youre about to go down on miss piggy and you get down there and frank oz punches you in the face
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to me, correctly using 5+ commas in a single sentence is like perfectly executing a combo in a fighting game. to me.
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“Am I the only one who—” yes. You’re all alone. And nobody shares your experiences or loves you. And you’re floating on a raft in a dark ocean and there’s sharks and squids trying to get you and lightning is crashing and the water is choppy and black
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my favorite niche conspiracy theory that i 100% believe in is that modern human pet guy is a different guy from the original
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See my collection of weird vintage eggs.
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what if we were both restaurant owners and had an awful rivalry and i tried to steal your secret recipe time and time again to no avail and we were both full grown men
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