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Tumblr won't let me post the whole piece of art that @ternaryflower53 @linus-wickworth @knight-of-skyloft @might-be-a-lynx (and some anonymous contributors) and I commissioned, but here have some sexy snippets. Thank you @pekgna for this piece of beauty!

The art is based on the excellent and extremely hot fic Time Well Spent by gemheart (rated Explicit, Rlainarin, plants as sex toys, RoW spoilers).

Want to see the whole NSFW image? See it here! ID for the full image follows. ID: A digital illustration of Renarin and Rlain by @pekgna. Renarin lays on his back on a bed, naked and spread-eagled, his arms and legs tied down by purple vinebud vines. Rlain kneels between Renarin's legs, controlling a vine using progression. The bed has three pots of vinebuds sitting on it, with terracotta-coloured buds, green leaves, and purple vines growing long and thick as a finger. The bed's blanket is cast to the side with a handful of glowing spheres on top. Rlain is in Warform, wearing his blue Bridge Four uniform with the sleeves rolled up, and cutouts at the shoulders to accommodate his orange carapace plates. He has slate-coloured skin with red marbling. His nails are long, pointy, and sharp-looking. His skull plate has the Bridge Four tattoo on it. His eyes are black with red irises. A vine curls around one arm and around his fingers, dotted with green motes of lifespren. The end of the vine curls and drips, slightly wet as his hand hovers between Renarin's legs. Rlain holds Renarin's thigh with his other hand in a reassuring, grounding kind of way, his thumbnail digging a little into the skin. Awespren, little dizzy swirls of blue, surround his head, and as he looks intently at Renarin, there's a little hint of a smile on his lips. Meanwhile, Renarin's naked body is slick with sweat. His head lolls to the side, his light blue eyes unfocused with heavy lids, and his mouth open in a dazed smile. Passionspren surround his head, and one has found its way to his dick. It's laying heavily on his stomach, a small gush of cum dripping across his skin. A purple vine brushes over one of Renarin's nipples and caresses his cheek. End ID.

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It's kind of crazy but Sanderson accidentally nailed the performative ally thing with Starling. The kind of person that thinks that being a nice person absolves them of unpacking any of their bigotry. To her Chrysalis isn't a girl person, just a bug monster she has to remember to call one. And that's not the same thing! This is fundamentally why she fails to do anything about ZeetZii's horrible bigotry the whole book! You can't Nice your way out of a culturally imposed bigoted worldview, you have to unpack and unlearn it! Now if only it was intentional.

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i love reblogging things i've already reblogged like. y'all are going to see this again

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thinks about Andre the Giant drinking like 150 beers in a drinking contest that one time with 1. Hauving covid in my heart 2. I bet Dalinar could do that. If he applied himself

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The Purple Dragon

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remember the official rhythm of war drinking game. remember the fucking buck wild insane idea that is the official rhythm of war drinking game. remember when the official rhythm of war drinking game had a disclaimer that said DO NOT DO THIS ALL IN ONE GO, conjuring for a brief second a beautiful world where someone is going on a bender and reading rhythm of war throughout all of it. the logistics of a book based drinking game are so insane. like i have to assume its an audiobook thing because otherwise you are expecting the player (drunk) to sit down and read a book and not get distracted and stop reading the book. brandon recommends tea for this specific drinking game just because they make you drink at minimum 3 times per chapter when you use the full ruleset. the only fun you can have with a tea-based drinking game is, like, piss kink shenanigans probably. the very first bullet point is "drink whenever kaladin has a bad time". i dont even know what it was advertising because rhythm of war had been out for a full year at that point. the official rhythm of war drinking game. the dragonsteel sanctioned rhythm of war drinking game

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The fact that we're still 13 years away from Renarin's book...

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I love Stormlight Archive fandom always being like this incredibly poetic song is Dalinar and then I go to my Dalinar playlist and Margaritaville is on it

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i think half of what’s wrong with so many cosmere characters is that they’re all getting married in their early 20s

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If sex is THAT good then why isn't it called The Stormlight Archive?

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prev tags noted in the post below. IF YOU WANT TO DO IT HERE IS THE FULL LIST. Disclaimers it was made in 2012. It is DEEPLY problematic. It also sucks. It is as follows below the cut:

Write or Draw anyone from any fandom in the following ‘Alternate Universes’:

1. Fantasy

2. Highschool

3. 1950s

4. Superhero

5. Western/Cowboys

6. 1920s/Mafia

7. Steampunk

8. Disney Movie/Fairytale

9. Police/Detectives

10. Time Travel

11. Hogwarts/Harry Potterverse

12. Runaways/Homeless

13. 1940s/WWII

14. Pirates

15. Asylum

16. Turn of the Century

17. Plot of your Favorite Book

18. Elizabethan Era

19. Futuristic

20. Prostitutes/Strip Club

21. College

22. Office

23. Vampires (and Werewolves xD)

24. Genderbend

25. Circus

26. The Plot of your Favorite Movie

27. Hospital

28. Orphanage

29. In A Band

30. Any Other of Your Chosing!

the hilariously bad 30 day au challenge I’ve had saved in my notes app since 2014 with such hit days such as “12 - homeless au” and “28 - orphanage au”. What if i tried to dalinarize all the prompts, even the really stupid ones that absolutely do not apply to 50 year olds such as “2 - high school au”. This September. Just for fun. Just for shits and giggles.

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Book 6 prediction tbh

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the hilariously bad 30 day au challenge I’ve had saved in my notes app since 2014 with such hit days such as “12 - homeless au” and “28 - orphanage au”. What if i tried to dalinarize all the prompts, even the really stupid ones that absolutely do not apply to 50 year olds such as “2 - high school au”. This September. Just for fun. Just for shits and giggles.

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Retribution Senpai...

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53 year old Dalinar "No Sex Before Marriage" Kholin vs 25 year old Dalinar "Sorry I'm So Bad At This, I've Never Topped Before. What Do You Mean You Don't Know What Topping Is It's Exactly What It Sounds Like. Okay Listen. When A Man Loves A Man Very Much…" Kholin

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"I," Dalinar said softly, "am an animal."

"What--"

"An animal," Dalinar said, "reacts as it is prodded. You whip it, and it becomes savage. With an animal, you can start a tempest. Trouble is, once it's gone feral, you can't just whistle it back to you."