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I reckon if more people understood this there would be a lot less victim blaming when it comes to rape.

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Daaamn, Mr. Vice President. You gots it going on.

Oh, Mr. Biden!

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Othello Samira Wiley

DesdemonaSophie Turner

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#my life #for reals though

Pretty much 😔

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This tickles my pun bone.

Dad: “GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW!” Child: *storms off* “JIM MORRISON WAS OVERRATED!” Dad: “WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT SLAMMING THE DOORS!?”

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Frankly put. I am a FAKE GEEK GUY. I admit it. I like geek stuff, but I don’t love geek stuff. Not the way most geeks do. I’m an interloper on the geek scene. I’ve seen the movies, but I don’t know the canon. I am not a true fan. All those things about not really loving the source material and “just watching the movies” or only reading the one book that everyone has read. That—all of that—applies to me. But here are some things that have never happened to me. I have never been quizzed about who Data’s evil brother is to prove I like Star Trek. I have never had to justify my place in a midnight line to see Spider-man II by knowing who took up the mantle of Spider-man after Peter Parker’s death. (Peter Parker dies? Really? That’s so sad!) I have never had to explain who Nightwing is in order to participate in a conversation about Batman. (Nightwing is like….Robin on steroids, right?) I have never been asked how battle meditation works in order to voice my opinion that Enterprise shields would probably make a fight with Star Wars technology one sided. (Battle meditation is something that was in that Jedi role playing game, wasn’t it?) I have never had to beat everybody in the room (twice) at Mario Kart to prove I liked video games. I have never had my gender “honorarily” changed by having enough geek interests to be accepted (“you’re one of the guys now”). No one has ever insisted I tell them the difference between a tank and DPS in an MMORPG before allowing me to discuss raiding Molten Core. I have never been dismissed as a faker at a prequel screening because I didn’t know which admiral came out of light speed too close to the planet’s surface in The Empire Strikes Back. I have never been quizzed about Armor Class in order to get past someone who was blocking my path to the back of a game store where my friends were waiting at the tables. I have never been told I’m not a real fan. I have never been shamed for coming to a convention despite my lack of esoteric knowledge. And I have never, ever, EVER been invited to leave a fandom because I didn’t like [whatever it was] enough. Every one of the things I have listed, I have personally witnessed happen. To women. That’s not elitism. That’s sexism.

The “Fake Geek” is Not The Problem When It Comes to “Fake Geek Girls” (via brutereason)

I just heard from Ace of Geeks, where this was originally published. Looks like it’s getting reblogged all over the place, but the person who originally wrote it, and the site that originally published it, aren’t getting any credit. That’s not cool, so: http://aceofgeeks.blogspot.com/2014/05/the-fake-geek-is-not-problem-when-it.html

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Just let us girls swim around in our geekness! We don’t make you boys prove you’re really boys, do we?

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The next time I'm sitting in a bathroom stall next to a chick who is pooping, I am going to creepily whisper, "child, you have an evil inside of you," a la Carrie's mom in Carrie.

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So much wisdom.

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Martini Not-meeting-my-potential

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Like my mama always said : "If you don't have anything nice to say, go fuck yourself."

In other news, unsolicited negative comments about my physical appearance are unappreciated and will be treated as acts of war.

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Did I just write code to calculate how many people could have been saved on Titanic if they'd just filled the boats to capacity? Yes, yes I did.

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When unsubscribing from a mailing list, is this an appropriate response when they ask for a reason?

"Your owner is a home wrecking whore."

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Goddamnit, sympathizewithlinus.

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Yesss.