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“I’m going to kill each and every one of your waifus, and not in a sexy way you’d probably enjoy.”
“This man looks like science.”
“I hate when I stab people and they still retain control of their nervous system. It is a problem I struggle with daily.“
“Your mom’s dildo has arrived.”
“If this animal asked me to kill someone I would, no questions asked.”
“Please do not tear your flesh from your body. That is inadvisable.”
“Why were they laughing in English?”
“What if my opponent has arms… what do I do then?”
“Chick-Fil-A is getting pretty graphic with their commercials.”
“Your Dollar Tree law degree has no power here, you stupid fuck.”
“Just stick to your fucking waifu.”
“Why isn’t the sun the most dangerous place on earth?”
“I wonder how much EXP you’d get for slaying that thing.”
“Yeah, but practice on a hot dog first. Otherwise you might rip your dick off.”
“If you guys came here for pee jokes… urine luck.”
“4000 children die everyday because… you keep writing on their fucking food.”
“So glad I’m an octopus.”
“I looked at the sun… and it was all yellow… now I’m fucking blind.”
“Finally. I can make myself a girlfriend.”
“This will be helpful when I fight Aquaman, thanks.”
“Bro… grow a bigger head… please.”
“Ah crap, now I have to find someone to marry.”
“Kids, they blow up so fast.”
“You destroyed the English language in one sentence.”
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OOC;;
Sorry guys! I caught a migraine earlier so I couldn’t be here ... hopefully it won’t worsen again, but since I have ashtma it has a good probability of it. meanwhile, I shall get to starters and replies!
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‘Mutuals only / mutuals only please’ means mutuals only.
Okay so I’m pretty fed up lately with those who don’t listen to someone’s rules not only once but constantly. It’s disrespectful and could be avoided. The most common one I have seen is:
MUTUALS ONLY.
Pay attention to them. Mutuals only MEANS mutuals only, if they aren’t following you don’t like their starter call etc, you are not a special little snowflake who will get special treatment and that they’ll follow you just so you can get one. That’s not how it works, if anything the last thing they will do now is follow you, maybe even block you. Nobody likes getting into situations like this, it’s not nice at all for both sides.
And ‘I didn’t know’ isn’t an excuse and it never could be used as an excuse before, there’s a feature on your followers that you can use to check.
It’s this:
You see it everytime you go to your followers list. USE IT.
Type in their name and search, if they do follow you it will say:
if not:
It literally only takes a couple of seconds to paste their name into it and search, if they’re not following you don’t like the starter call, if they are then hurrah, like that post and start threading with them! It’s win-win.
Save yourself and the other person the embarrassment, possible drama and getting yourself blocked and check before liking anything. It will make this experience more enjoyable for both of you.
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kinrakkyo:
@ishxki liked for a starter !!
Traffic hours–commuters were headed home. Cars sped down congealed pavement, and pedestrians bustled along the sidewalks. It was the kind of scene that you’d see in New York, if you’d visited or even seen it in a movie. The sun was coming down and Kindaichi was heading home from volleyball practice–the usual Wednesday. Yet, a peculiarity rose in the fact that he was watching someone. Slow movement, but surely headed into open traffic. Was she dozing off? He couldn’t tell, but his body surged forth, digits wrenching up the fabric in her shirt to pull her to a stop.
“P-Please watch where you’re going! It’s a green light for the cars…”
Azumi was unusually clumsy today, hitting street posts, falling asleep on one of her classes, and heck almost getting run over by the frenetic vehicles on the road due to her own negligence and lack of attention. Pearls widened as a sudden rushed impulse pulled her back from crossing streets.
Feeling overly embarrassed for such a scene, and causing a burden to the person behind her, she faced downwards, apologizing in a bow. She shouldn’t have attempted and all-nighter even if the exams were important, but she just hadn’t the time.
“ I’m sorry. Thank you for saving me. “
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If we ship something (or our characters otherwise have a very developed relationship romantic or not) know that I definitely want to talk about it. All the time. I am totally willing to talk headcanons, scenarios, do plotting, all of that– but I don’t want to seem like I’m being pushy by bringing our muses’s relationship up. I just want to know that if I do talk about that sort of stuff with our characters that I don’t come off as annoying… Or seem like all that I’m thinking about is our ship. If you do let me know it’s okay to talk about it whenever, though, totally expect me to send you anything I think of when it comes to our muses relationship! There’d certainly be no shortage of things to talk about. I just want to make sure that you’re just as engaged in it as I am.
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5,14,15,16~
BROOOO
Relationship & Courting antics Asks.
5 - ♥ Do they wait to be intimate until after marriage or break all the social rules?
Depending on how long the relationship has lasted (for example if 3 years) she would break the barrriers either early or later on ( if short ).
14 - ♥ Do they make it a point to eat at lease one meal a day together with their partner, or do they do as they please?
Azumi is somewhat of a clingy individual, yet she won’t mind sometimes giving space to people, and would probably spend 80% of the time sharing her meal with her partner rather than sit in another table. She likes to cherish every moment possible.
15 - ♥ Do they enjoy talking to their partners before going to sleep or is it straight to dreamland?
She will either read a book before bedtime or talk about the day or something that has been bothering either her or her partner(s) , assuring the matters are left unsolved. She likes to sleep with a clear head.
16 - ♥ Do they have at least one bonding activity they devote to doing with their partner exclusively?
Depending on what the partner enjoys to pass as a hobby, she would easily engage if it tickled her fancy. ++++ addingly she likes to ( secretly ) compose tunes in dedicated to them.
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@ignisxsicarius
blink, blink.
Was this kid actually there the moment she began playing the violin? She could not tell but from his posture he seemed relaxed enough to have been for some short 30 minutes at least...
The brunette couldn’t help it. The performance was due this saturday and she needed to give her best. Such was she immersed in the tune of her instrument, she could not hear footsteps, her mind already driving off from reality.
Well it was not like it bothered her, much. Children were cu- rious by nature.
“ Hello .... how long were you there? “
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Bringing a hand up, the boy quickly scratched at his ear before resting himself back against his chair. Was he staring ??He hadn’t even NOTICED that he had been staring– His mind had been busy before she had looked at him. “Was I ??Sorry I didn’t even noticeyou were there.”
“ it’s fine... “
The brunette merely shrugged, dismissing the event with ease, retrieving her course onto the delicious meal within her hands. Munching a few every on- ce of the snack, she almost did not recover her breath from how repetitive yet minuciously com- posed pace she ate it.
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Relationship & Courting antics Asks.
♥ Do they seek out love or let it find the? Are they even interested in romance?
♥ When they have a crush on someone, how do they let them know?
♥ Tell us about a time they were rejected.
♥ Do they spend a lot of time in the courting stage or attempt to get to first base as fast as possible?
♥ Do they wait to be intimate until after marriage or break all the social rules?
♥ Do they have open or closed relationships?
♥ How do they feel about polygamy?
♥ Are they loyal to their partners?
♥ Are they patient with their partners?
♥ Do they include their partners in most aspects of their life?
♥ Do they make an effort to find someone with similar views, be they political or moral?
♥ Do they seek to find a partner purely to further the bloodline and name, is it for true love, or is it for pleasure alone?
♥ Do they sleep in the same bed/room as much as they can or do they sleep separately?
♥ Do they make it a point to eat at lease one meal a day together with their partner, or do they do as they please?
♥ Do they enjoy talking to their partners before going to sleep or is it straight to dreamland?
♥ Do they have at least one bonding activity they devote to doing with their partner exclusively?
♥ What sort of characteristics or quirks draw them to someone?
♥ Do they have a ‘type’?
♥ What was their first impression about their partner/person they are courting?
♥ How did their relationship start?
♥ What was the most romantic time they had with their partner?
♥ Tell us about a sacrifice they made for their significant other.
♥ Do they apologize to their partner even if it wasn’t their fault?
♥ Will they lie for the sake of their significant other’s happiness?
♥ If they could choose their partner again, would they choose the same person?
♥ What do they love most about their significant other?
♥ Have they had dreams about their partner/the person they are courting?
♥ Do they understand their partners/person they are courting’s feelings without them having to say anything?
♥ How do they express their love to their partner?
♥ Would they leave the person they love if it meant saving their life/giving them a better chance at life?
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cxmpetitivecaptain
She wants to ask what kind snack is the girl across her having, but she’s too shy to do it, so she mere- ly stands in her spot, gaping at it for 20 minutes.
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STARTER CALL !!!!!!
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@funkuroo said : KOWAZAKI
*pronounces it *
*visualizes it*
hmmmmm......
seems cool enough bro BD !!!
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what’s a good name for a fictional japanese high -school?
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