classifying animals based solely on whether they fit diogenes' definition of a human
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Worm Lizard (Bachia sp.), family Gymnophthalmidae, Amazonian Peru
If you look closely, the lizard does have a pair of tiny front legs.
photograph by Matthew Vogeler
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inexplicable creature
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Thinking about something
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Logically, this must be a human

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when a baby is crying in the background and you use slow it down on snapchat
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Yellow-thighed Brushfinch (Atlapetes tibialis), family Passerellidae, order Passeriformes, Costa Rica
photograph by Carlos Bolaño
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Incense Burner in Form of a Praying Mantis, Japan 18-19th century [1800x1200]
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The Color of a Bald Uakari's Face May Reveal Its Health
Steve Cukrov / Shutterstock
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Alright Mate Back off- this is my bird
by Andy Rouse
Comedy Wildlife Photo Awards
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A couple nights ago I dreamt that snakes had legs. Little gecko paws.
Yes I know lizards exist. My brain reinvented lizards with extra length.
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Why is she looking at me like I'm the one who left her and the kids.

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Rhinoceros dung beetle, Oxysternon conspicillatum, Scarabaeidae
Found primarily in northwestern South America
Photo 1 by tshahan, photos 3-4 by mayk, 5-6 by almeidads, and 7-8 (female) by scibugs
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Something I found on Twitter that really puts things in perspective as a creator.
#i have 50 followers on this blog#and im like howw???#50 people like my silly little gimmick#(or at least dont dislike it enough to unfollow)#im thankful for all of them#esp cuz my posting is patchy at best
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Red kite
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