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I GIVE YOU MOOOORRRREEEE

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Your argument is reductive and my penis is huge

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cant believe im a real person what the hell. the good lord will just make anybbody

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why is bass so expensiveeeeee

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I watched kpdh 💛 I luv them sm

dw they got her

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On writing sexual tension

⊹ standing too close. like just barely not touching. why are their shoulders breathing on each other??

⊹ conversations that sound normal but feel like foreplay. “pass the salt” has never been so loaded.

⊹ one of them says something flirty and the other freezes for 0.2 seconds like “oh.”

⊹ eyes dropping to lips and then—back up. with effort.

⊹ holding eye contact just a little too long. like... are they gonna kiss or duel??

⊹ unintentional physical contact that lasts one second too long and now they’re both broken

⊹ a hand on the small of the back. that’s it. that’s the tweet.

⊹ tension so thick that other characters start noticing like “hey are you two okay?” (they are not)

⊹ “accidental” sleepovers. “oh no there’s only one bed.” yeah. suuuure.

⊹ biting back a smile. biting back a moan. biting anything really.

⊹ one of them walks away and the other has to physically restrain themselves from watching the hips

⊹ lots of sighing. frustrated sighs. horny sighs. “i want to kiss you but I’m emotionally unavailable” sighs.

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ZOEYYYYY ‼️💥

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I survived because the fuck it we ball inside me burned brighter than the it's so over around me

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So you know that thing about how a cat’s purr supposedly is at a frequency that helps your body heal? Like, allegedly it can help speed up bone and tissue growth, lower blood pressure, heal migraines, etc.

So whatever you do don’t picture the girls collapsing in a cuddle pile after a messy hunt with Rumi on top, purring up a storm in an effort to help her girls feel better

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Polytrix Headcanon ?

Yall know that one video of this one guy who covers the corner of the table when his wife bends down to pick something up so she doesn’t hit her head on the corner?

That is so Mira and Rumi doing it for Zoey, imagine every time Zoey gets excited, Mira makes sure the closest sharp thing to her is covered or actively makes sure she doesn’t hurt herself. But she’s so non chalant about it. Like one time they were in a signing Zoey drops her pen and Mira automatically while still talking to a fan, reaches down at the corner of the table and blocks it with her hand. Zoey does end up hitting her hand instead. The polytrix fandom goes crazy in social media after that.

Or or Zoey is in the kitchen with Rumi. She has one of the cabinets open and drops something. Rumi just goes and covers the corner of the cabinet pulling it away just as Zoey got up almost hitting her head on it.

Mira has definitely done it to Rumi too

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Something the AI text boom has made me realize is that "no information" is significantly better than "wrong information."

I just saw Doordash AI describe a gallon of blue cheese dressing as a "sweet and refreshing beverage concentrate."

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sheepish is a really funny word. fuck im so nervous (turns into this)

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Maybe he noticed some kind of switch. So… Don’t let him🐕 wait too long.

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Zoey having the most middle class upbringing compared to Mira (probably rich and conservative family?) and Rumi (hunter nepo baby trust fund) leads her to really enjoying when Mira and Rumi buy her things

Like on the one hand, Zoey is loaded now and can totally buy this stuff on her own, but Mira and Rumi love the way she lights up when she gets gifts so they give her the sugar baby treatment every once in a while

As a treat