istgnothingelseworks
istgnothingelseworks
I apologize to those who know me in real life.
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istgnothingelseworks · 3 years ago
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Year 1997
Lucius: Cissy, sometimes I think that you’re dumber than our house elves!
Narcissa: Well Lucius, you married me, so who’s the real idiot here?
Bellatrix: *watching them and laughing*
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istgnothingelseworks · 4 years ago
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Year 1998
Bellatrix: *fighting with Lucius* I would KILL for Narcissa!
Lucius: *mad* Oh yeah? Well I would DIE for Narcissa!
Bellatrix: There is one way we could figure out if we are saying the truth...
Lucius: I am NOT lyi...What do you have that knife for?
Narcissa: *watching them* BELLA NO!
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istgnothingelseworks · 4 years ago
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*year 1971*
Lucius: Did you just flirt with me?
Narcissa: I've been for the past year.
Narcissa: Thanks for noticing.
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istgnothingelseworks · 4 years ago
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Draco: Mom, my favourite parent. You look so young!
Narcissa: What do you want?
Draco: A new broom.
Narcissa: How young?
Draco: You look 28.
Narcissa: Go get your father's wallet.
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