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art by @niochemblyat

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I feel like starting an urban legend about a demon that kills you if you don't have headphones on when browsing tiktok in public

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early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

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Accommodating king for real

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You know how they wear a lot of layers in the lan clan? It makes them look bulky, right? So, when jc and wwx arrive and they have on their less and thin layers, the lans just think they are bulky because of the layers. But no- they are ripped as fuck and could pick up nmj and throw him and bride carry lwj for miles and leave hand-shaped bruises on nhs skin and hold lxc up against the wall-

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buck trying to prove a point to show that he and eddie are just friends so he full on flirts with eddie. eddie who has never been the target of buck's intentional flirting is speedrunning his gay realization and getting all flustered, staring at buck with his big brown bambi eyes and flushed cheeks. cue buck getting flustered too because his plan is backfiring so hard right now

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the love language of hairpins 💔

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just remember, tense your shoulders, grit your teeth, take rapid shallow breaths and say to yourself ”oh shit, oh fuck, this is all my fault”

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i am not a hot jon truther but i think jonathan sims is the singular prime example of having such atrocious, negative rizz it loops around to being irresistible

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Jon : *asks a question*

Literally every avatar in existence :

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still a wip cause i'm unsure abt the background, but yay! i colored the print💋

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big fan of stories that, while undoubtedly being about the power of friendship, acknowledge that the power of incredible violence is just as important

the love was there. the love changed everything. the crowbar helped also