23 they/them | I'm so cute and well-adjusted
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rb with whether people assume you’re older or younger than your actual age
#ive had people think i qas much older and much younger before#like i work at a liquor store and people often ask me of im even old enough to work there lmao#but then also when i go out i almost never get ID'd#idk im an enigma i guess#im 24 in like ten days
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starting a collection of my favourite AO3 author’s notes





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having a blorbo be like “Omg have you seen that one scene where he closes the door ????? 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍Oh and that other scene where he’s eating food ???😍😍😍😍!!!!!!! omg I love him so much 💕💕💖✨🌸💕✨💖💕💓💗🌟🌸💕✨💓”
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you put an Apparently Reasonable Amount of dried pasta in boiling water and it turns into Much More Pasta than Anticipated
#just like u put an Apparently Reasonable Amount of onions in a pan#and it turns into Much Less Onion than Anticipated
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explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.
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korn is sooo much about being traumatized and the feelings that come with that shame rage self-hatred helplesness. It's also about da boom a da boom a de get your boogie on but mostly that other thing
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If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.
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indeed.com search history "pet for mysteriously wealthy older woman" "unethical science test subject full time" "vampire thrall with room and board"
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i dont lose interest in favorite characters they just get added to my extra inventory slots
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what are you wearing rn and is it representative of your style
#button up shirt like the one adam wears in saw that ive worn for six days in a row#my best pair of black baggy jeans#cropped misfits shirt#this is peak me#this is the best i can look
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I like when people like a character so way too much that it transcends even self shipping or kinning and becomes more of a patron saint that you pray to type of deal
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washing your face is actually multi tasking because you are also washing your hands and forearms and shirt and countertop and feet and floor and hair
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every single fucking thing on earth exists solely to put a dent in your newly applied nail polish
#tbh i dont even care if my black nail polish looks like shit cause it kind of adds to my dirtbag look#i made the inevitable damage my nail polish will receive#✨️work for me✨️
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