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rb with whether people assume you’re older or younger than your actual age

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starting a collection of my favourite AO3 author’s notes

honourable mentions

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having a blorbo be like “Omg have you seen that one scene where he closes the door ????? 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍Oh and that other scene where he’s eating food ???😍😍😍😍!!!!!!! omg I love him so much 💕💕💖✨🌸💕✨💖💕💓💗🌟🌸💕✨💓”

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thinking about this again

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you put an Apparently Reasonable Amount of dried pasta in boiling water and it turns into Much More Pasta than Anticipated

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explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

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korn is sooo much about being traumatized and the feelings that come with that shame rage self-hatred helplesness. It's also about da boom a da boom a de get your boogie on but mostly that other thing

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If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.

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indeed.com search history "pet for mysteriously wealthy older woman" "unethical science test subject full time" "vampire thrall with room and board"

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i dont lose interest in favorite characters they just get added to my extra inventory slots

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what are you wearing rn and is it representative of your style

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I like when people like a character so way too much that it transcends even self shipping or kinning and becomes more of a patron saint that you pray to type of deal

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washing your face is actually multi tasking because you are also washing your hands and forearms and shirt and countertop and feet and floor and hair

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every single fucking thing on earth exists solely to put a dent in your newly applied nail polish