its-a-me-a-dissapointment
its-a-me-a-dissapointment
PURRFECTION
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The bird app has a lot of garbage but this thread really tickled me this morning:
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Bonus:
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trump admin is encouraging federal workers to proselytize their religion in the workplace.
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we need him more than ever before
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bounces my boobs in a dark and evil way
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"They go to SEX CLUBS and pretend to be DOGS!"
Yeah well you go to church every Sunday and pretend to be a good person
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working hard at the sunk cost factory
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Religious extremists dont find god. They find racism and misogyny.
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cats are little household celebrities
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When something tragic happens, tumblr is the only social platform you can escape to. The whole world could be in shambles and y’all are shitposting and reblogging pictures of tiramisu as usual.
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TIL the reason you don’t find much Lyme’s Disease in California is not because we don’t have Ticks, or Lyme Disease Vectors; but rather: because the Western Fence Lizard (if you live anywhere in California this is your regular Garden Variety Lizard) has adapted a passive immune response that makes their blood lethal to Lyme Disease Bacteria. Any Tick that feeds on one gets its gut cleansed of Lyme Disease as a side effect.
Fucking neat.
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Sorry but your blog sucks shit
Don’t let me catch you apologising for speaking your truth ever again
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youre weirdly obsessed with finding meaning
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10000 YEAR OLD ROCK ART OF GIRAFFES FOUND IN LIBYA LET'S GO
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"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing
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