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I have a disorder that makes me want to headcanon every nonhuman character with the ability to purr regardless if it makes sense for their kind or not. It's called being right. With enough research i could justify a tree purring if i wanted to

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A new mode of production arises out of the newly networked masses.

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Obsessed with the idea of Eddie, Jonathan, Tommy, and Billy finding out being obsessed with Steve Harrington was actually not the normal high school experience everyone else at Hawkins high was having. They’re the ones constantly calling him king and being obsessed and the rest of the student body is like “oh yeah, he was the captain of a couple sports teams right? He had cool hair…yeah he seemed cool I guess. Didn’t really notice him outside sports events and like when he threw a party. I think some of the girls liked him cause he was hot.”. Like was he the king of the school or were you just gay for him?

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Steve is a certified clinger when he sleeps.

It used to drive Tommy crazy before it was weird for them to share a bed. He’d wake up sweating because Steve runs two hundred degree hotter than anyone alive and he’s sleeping practically on top of him.

Nancy doesn’t hate cuddling but when she’s done, she’s done. Sleep Steve does not get that memo.

For a while after their second run in with the upside down, Dustin was having trouble falling asleep so Steve came over and slept on his floor. Him being there was actually really helpful.

Dustin waking up because Steve grabbed his foot dangling off the side of the bed was not.

Robin doesn’t mind the clinging or the heat, but Steve drools so much in his sleep and she keeps waking up with wet hair. She remedied this by being big spoon. He can drool in the other direction, thank you very much.

Eddie loves every aspect of Steve sleeping over to the point that he’s writing music about it that, “Will never see the light of day, Munson! You’re not preforming a song about my retainer!”

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Dagur: You can trust me! Let's not forget who pulled you out of that river when you were six

Hiccup: Let's not forget who PUSHED ME IN

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Idk who needs to hear this, but the ship you like doesn’t determine your sexuality or identity, and shipping mileven doesn’t make you homophobic. If you’re a piece of shit, you’re a piece of shit. It won’t matter what label you slap on yourself or which two fictional characters you wanted to see end up together.

Shipping ≠ Activism

Anyone who uses their opinions about fictional characters in order to feign moral superiority is bizarre. “Ship and let ship” includes those who happen to like m/f ships…in case that wasn’t clear. No one should be exclusively using which ship someone likes to determine who they are as a person outside of fandom spaces. By all means, call out offensive dumbasses as much as you want, but if someone just…happens to enjoy something in their own time…don’t act like you know anything about them, and ESPECIALLY don’t act like one fact inherently makes you a better person.

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(# things i made months ago but forgot existed )

the perfect world in which they decide to go to target instead of star court and somehow that keeps the evil demon man at bay ( he’s a walmart man probably)

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people really see this poor sweet girl suffer every season and think her death would be in any way satisfying to her character arc

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I think the strangest criticism of queer ships is when people say “no, they’re best friends” or “they’re better as just friends” like bitch they are still best friends. They’re just also fucking. What’s not clicking?

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fans have beef with canon on a general basis anyway, we can still thrive gang (boyf riends shippers)

i’m so happy for the expensive headphones nation!

that being said, i’ll never recover from the confirmation that boyf riends will never become canon lol 🥀

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MOUNTAIN DEW RED!

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i love your art style by the way it’s so crunchy, may i request boat boys?

here you go, boat boys with Joel being excited and Etho being "WHAT is going ON"!!

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calling the good place a sitcom is so funny to me because like. you're not wrong! it is a situational comedy. the situation just happens to be hell