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Having been declared legally dead and without a cent to his name, Danny arrives in Gotham desperate for any job. So when he gets hired by a rich couple to babysit their kid while they're away (which apparently is quite often) without them even doing a background check on him, he thinks he's hit the jackpot.
Until he finds out just how neglected this kid is. Danny knows from personal experience just how that can mess a person up so he decides to shower this kid with all the love and attention he could ever dream of. And maybe figure out a way to stop him from sneaking out at night.
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When you’re in the middle of a fic and realise you’ve missed a very critical tag


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me: *clicks on a brand new fic to read*
*far from normal loading time*
me: *checks ao3 tag*
me: i can always depend on you guys
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Harrymort AU where Harry is unnerved by Voldemort being trapped in limbo for eternity and resurrects him in order to kill him as a complete soul so he can pass on, but can’t go through with cold-blooded murder. Unfortunately he hadn’t put a lot of care into making a body since it had to be disposed of later, so Voldemort is living in his house stuck missing a third of his legs
(From these concepts)
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Mourning the decuntification of Klaus Hargreeves

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when they got "character who made an undeniably terrible decision but man i dont know what i would have done either" at the function
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Every season Klaus goes on the most traumatic side quest imaginable and no one ever asks him about it.
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david castañeda’s face as robert sheehan talks will never not be funny. come on. look at him.



he is in a state of pure confusion from the very moment rob’s mouth opens and continues to remain in that state of confusion until he’s finished talking again
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The Umbrella Academy should have ended with the siblings killing Reggie and being given a choice. They could stay together or they could go where they were happiest.
They choose to separate (it's the last season, this had to happen anyway) and that way we still get the big emotional scene.
Luther goes to be with Sloane, wherever she is.
Diego and Lila stay where they are, with their family but they make changes, new places, new adventures.
Klaus goes to be with Dave, in whatever (sober) capacity that is.
Allison chooses to stay with her daughter, she mourned Ray once, she could do it again.
Five goes back to the original timeline, to see everything he missed. He's okay being alone. (He tells them he can figure out how to visit if he feels the inclination.)
Ben goes with Luther because Sloane is his real family.
Viktor goes to Sissy and Harlon.
This + no cheating Lila, no stripper Luther, no fat jokes about Diego or throwaway mentions of important characters, scenes spent trying to be funny rather than serious, no Klaus sexual assault or Viktor being a womaniser.
This but without the character assassination.
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I’ll concede that the final season of Umbrella Academy wasn’t that good, but one of my favorite throwaway bits is that Viktor has been dumped by every girl in his town but clearly not because he’s trans, he’s just bad at dating

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the fanfiction in my head is soooo good wish you guys could see this
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Robert Sheehan as Klaus Hargreeves
in The Umbrella Academy (2019-2024)
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Listen there’s a lot of problems with season four but the fact that the only songs I can remember were in it were Santa Baby and Baby Shark shows a real decline in my opinion. The needle drops used to be a BIG part of the show and I barely remember any song.
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