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food will never break my heart

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how do people approach celebrities on the street like i can’t even approach a worker in a store when i need help

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*owns tons of clothes*

*wears same three things*

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Restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans

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me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

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i hope all of this is a dream i’m having at the age of 7

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how do i tell someone i don’t care without sounding like i don’t care

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  My only talent is breathing

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when you realise you’ve eaten more than the rest of your friends at a party

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I don't think you realize how often this happens to me.

when you stay up all night doing homework and the teacher doesn’t collect it

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when the teacher pairs you up with people who don’t care about their grades

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OMG!

THIS WAS THE PRESENTATION VIDEO BEFORE THE FIRST HANNAH MONTANA EPISODE IM DYINGGGGG

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no dog should ever be homeless

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Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

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was that my hair or is there a spider crawling on me

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we could all learn a lesson from this.