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Hahaha then I’d want to eat my baby for having a delicious name. I know, he makes me warm and fuzzy. Still like the first day.

Rome Pizza Amell. There I’ve solved the naming problem. Girl, no, he looks at you like you’re the only one on the planet. All heart eyes. 

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So she wasn’t mad or anything like that? Okay that’s a shocker -- then again she doesn’t like me that much so I assume she doesn’t really mind what we do or don’t know. Which I still don’t know how I feel about. The girl I talked to on the doctor’s appointment said otherwise - and everything I’ve read says otherwise. Like it’s really painful, but I’m ready for it.

We had talked about different things, told her we got married. I expected her to be pissed off about it to be honest. But she asked if we were doing anything later down the road. I told her we’ve talked about it. I am only simply commenting on what I’ve see on those shows is all. She told me that it felt like period cramps, only amp’d up. She could’ve been lying though. 

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Haha, let’s go with Rome. I think he probably already looks at me like that half of the time.

Oh well, Rome then! Haha! He’d probably look at you like you’re crazy.

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What did she tell you? Hey, no vagina.. not allowed to make a comment. Now who is being the dramatic one? You do realize that you were there just to hold Cassandra’s hand while she probably suffered one of the most painful things in her life, right? 

I talked to her the past weekend now that we’re on the topic of her. Have you heard some of them though? Like seriously. I don’t doubt that it’s not painful but still. You do realize I’ve gone through the whole labor process once, right? I thought I wasn’t going to get the feeling in my hand back. 

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Italy, I don’t know if it would be a good name for a boy haha. But I’ll mention it to the husband to see what he thinks of that.

I told you to name the kid Italy. It’s a good name Italia and Italy.. we’ll be the unique ones of the world.

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I still have a feeling that she doesn’t like me, so yeah. I’m already up every couple of hours because the baby like to have a party in my stomach apparently. Dramatic much? God, I’m going to punch you for real. You’ll never know how painful it is to give birth but when I’m in labor I’ll ask one of the nurses to kick you really hard in the balls so you could at least feel a 10 percent of the pain I’d be feeling. Go away.

Talking to my mother can be interesting.. sometimes. Where we’re up every two or three hours because the baby is hungry. I know all about it. At least for the first few months until they start sleeping through the night. It sounds painful as fuck with the way some of the women scream on there. And I totally sat there once going, “Dramatic much?” because wow. Typical male response I know. Nah I might kiss David just for something new. I’m kidding. 

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Not yet, it’s because I can’t seem to decide. I have so much names in mind. I’m the worst.

Everything is his fault it’s okay. I don’t blame you I’d want to stay away from that too. It’s all because of hormones, it’ll pass. Question – did you guys ever choose a name?

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Nope, I’m good. I’m not making it sound like that so shhh. It was great, so I insist we have to do it as much as we can until the sleepless night because of the baby come. Oh, I’m not having another kid. Nope, I’ve seen the videos on Discovery Home and Health and it looks painful as fuck. Oh that’s true and/or kiss John too.

No, though she’d make you play twenty questions with her. You make it sound like a horrible thing that we had so much sex when I was better. However I’m laughing because it’s true we did. No, no, no – we need to space the kids out please. Everyone would be in trouble if I was drunk at work anyway. I’d want to sing everything.

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And then I’d blame him for that too, haha. Well it would happen so yeah I’m staying away from that. He’ll have to suffer with me. That’s understandable, I’ve been so bipolar these days.

I think you might hurt yourself on that thing he calls a chest. Haha I just pictured it too – the whole angry sex thing. I’m laughing. Maybe he’s afraid to stay up because you’ll tell him to go to sleep if he does.

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It would be terrible that I would have been talking to your mother? And we fucked like bunnies the moment you started feeling better and now I’m pregnant.. so, I really really /really/ hope it doesn’t happen a second time. You get hot and bothered when you get drunk, so I don’t think that would be the best idea.

Whew good. Being honest yes. On the other hand that’s only three more weeks than when I hurt my back. So I think I’ll be okay. Salsa and beer… one to drain my nose, the other to kill bacteria. Now that would make for a good Fraturday me drunk at work. 

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I’ll punch him in his chest too -- no, that might lead to angry sex sooo I’d go for the balls instead. He has to stay up without an incentive. 

You should make him stay up with you as yes it’s only fair. I was trying to be helpful in your time of need. So punch away. 

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Uhhh no, I haven’t. That’s going to kill you, huh? Don’t worry baby, you’ll have your right hand to take care of the business. Until then you can have your way with me as much as you can. Really? My poor babies, do you need anything?

Have you been talking to my mother lately and found out how much I kicked her? Yeah well when you give birth I have to wait six weeks to have sex with you; let me enjoy it while I can. Oh shush. I think I might be coming down with what Mavi has. 

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Okay that made me laugh way too much, I will punch his balls. If I’m not getting any sleep he shouldn’t get any sleep either. It’s only fair right? And if he says anything I’m saying it’s your fault.

For some reason kids think it’s appropriate to kick when you’re trying to sleep. Not that I’d know or anything since I don’t have one of those. But hopefully you get some sleep. Punch your husband in his balls, it’s his fault anyway. 

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Well yeah because like father like son. You wouldn’t let me sleep at night, but for a whole different reason. Now that’s a first, miracles do happen everyday.

Of course now he’s my son since he’s kicking so much. Sigh. Uh lets see… work that’s what’s up. I’ve got nothing witty to say at the moment. 

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You know all this time I knew I was pregnant of course -- but like I didn’t really felt like it was true. Until my baby started kicking for the first time, and now he won’t stop kicking. I wonder if he’ll be a future soccer player OR he might be a boxer like me. Which would be so fucking awesome. Babes, I love you but I want to sleep. Something that’s not happening right now. Anyways what’s up people?

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WAIT... You’re dead? So, I’m talking to a ghost? How cool, I never thought I would have one of these experiences. I mean I’ve heard people talk about them like all the freaking time. But I was like ‘Emily get over it you are not special enough to have a ghost come to you and talk to you’ but look at that. I can expect the unexpected.

“I’m starting to think that I should post something, say I’m okay y’know? There’s people out there who genuinely think I’m dead…it’s crazy!”