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A boat?  ...You own a bloody boat?  Uh-- is that even a real question, mate?  Do I get to sail it?

Well now that my boat has arrived and  been put into the water, who would like to go on a fantastic adventure with me?

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What’s not fair about it?  You passed!  Isn’t that all that really matters?  Everything?  Well, I wouldn’t say everything but pretty well as much as I need for now.  Well, I’d love to give you one but they’re back in my cabin, and we're already purposely not going there, so... Guess you'll’ll have to wait for your reward.  No!  Fine, fine... Dany is moderately badass.  Yeah, I get it, I get it, she’s young or whatever but she’s even younger in the books and being 18 on the show just automatically makes her less cool.  I’m sorry-- that’s just the way it is.

Yeah, That’s what fandoms are. A bunch of people making friendships on a show. Probation? That’s not fair. I’m glad you’ve gotten everything figured out about me. Yes, actually, I would love a cookie for my pun. Alright? No, we can’t be friends. Nope, turn around and head home, mister. Dany’s gonna come back and slay the shit out of everyone, alright. I mean, the dragons are a big part of her life. She brought them back from extinction. That’s bad-ass. She just has to learn more about them. Don’t call her a bad mom. She’s like 18 and has a lot going on. 

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Elijah peered down at her as his eyes began to narrow, but along with it, his pride began to sink. “Yeah, whatever.” He said finally, still not able to muster up the humour of his loss.  No matter how small.  Turning on his heel, he gestured for them to continue along the path they were previously going and he tried to begin letting go.  However the distinct idea of perfectly good chicken resting lonely, in a bin caused his stomach to turn. “I forgive you.” He said, as if it mattered to her to begin with.

“Belittle you?” She asked, cocking an eyebrow at him with a slight shrug. She couldn’t quite suppress the smirk that was quirking up one corner of her lips in a crooked grin, but really it was his own damn fault for just giving her such a stellar reaction. If he’d taken the news like a man, accepted that it had truly been an apology, and gotten on with life, she might even have bought him chips to make up for her misdemeanour’s. As it was, that was never going to happen. “I’m not belittling you, pinky promise” she added, her voice morphing into a more teasing lilt

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@AnselElgort: When it’s Saturday morning but you have no friends

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bleeh, why does May have to be so busy?? I s2g lol

I’ll be on tomorrow kejdnfksj

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Oh no... see, those aren't even just “sad adults” not willing to let go of their childhood.  Those are bronies otherwise known as creepy middle aged men getting their rocks off to My Little Pony.  It’s on an entirely different level; a level preferably never talked about.

It’s honestly just as bad as adults who still watch My Little Pony and who don’t even have children. It kind of just makes you want to remind them that they’ve actually gone through puberty. Not that it necessarily improved anything.

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Feeling the girl’s nod better than he could see it from his angle, Elijah felt himself tingling at the feeling of her lips against his skin; almost feeling his desire for her completely overtake him as she nipped his skin. Without hesitating much longer, he slowly easing himself inside of her, eyes drifting closed.  A weak moan escaped him at the feeling of her and he just as weakly guided his lips along the skin of her neck, thrusting slowly.  He paused a moment, lifting his arm up for stability and brought his lips carefully back to hers before gently thrusting again.

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I was at the breakfast buffet thing this morning and this girl started to talk to me about that Zayn guy, and honestly I still don’t get the boy/girl band obsession, or even the obsession with pop. Like, why won’t anyone love themselves more?

Yeah, Zayn isn’t even the hot one, I don’t get it.  I dunno.  Some people just can’t leave behind their twelve year old fangirls and feel the need to bring them into their young adult lives.  I like to think they get over it eventually.  Maybe.

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“Yeah, the only thing you won’t do when I’m around.  I don’t think that counts.  --Only because I’m not over it.” He smirked, shrugging his shoulders a few times as his gaze followed her to the movie cabinet.  He pursed his lips, nodding as he considered what she was saying. “Really? Only the cheesy first date movies?  I mean, I’m assuming it’s first.  I’m not usually all that concerned about them enjoying themselves if they chose to go on a second.  You can probably assume they are.”  He brought his attention back to their paintings for a moment before peeking back up at her. “Then again, I’m not really into cheesy movie dates in general.” He paused for a few seconds. “Well, we can do whatever.  If you wanna put on a shitty rom-com, I’m down.”

With a grin, the girl met the boy’s gaze before apologizing profoundly for her monstrosity of a portrait. “I think I’d still sing without you. I have that going for me.” She shot up from her seat, walking over to her ,movie cabinet. “Yeah, but mostly just romantic movies that you p-p-pretend to watch when you’re on a date, but really, you’re just worrying about the person opposite of you’s thoughts and if they are enjoying themselves. So, n-nothing good.”

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His expression remained dull with the hope he had lost in the missing chicken tenders.  His eyes gradually made their way to her as they narrowed. “Don’t you belittle me.” He mumbled, pouting only slightly, shaking his head a bit. “You lost my damn chicken tenders.” Sadly, his tone didn’t waver; he was completely serious in his distaste. “Don’t... don’t you belittle me.”

As she watched his face shift through various phases of frankly, distress, Laura-Jane kept her own expression blank, neutral, hiding the amusement underneath a very slight smirk. She was used to her brothers shouting at her for eating the last chocolate - Elijah was no different. Instead, she merely let him rant and go off on his tirade, for a few moments, before he finished speaking, at which point she reached up to pat him on the shoulder. “There, there diddums. You’ll live”

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Cocking a brow at her angered expression, Elijah smirked slightly. “Yeah well, my bad, I guess.  I should have just slipped it in my pocket or something.”  Taking a step toward her, his eyes scanned around momentarily before he brought them back to her. “Can I hear judgement in your voice right now?  Those were some top-of-the-notch napkins, I dunno about your napkin standards but those just about met mine.” He explained, laughing as if he almost didn’t believe what he was saying himself before walking around her. “Well, you dropped it, so it’s only fair that you help me find the thing.”

She looked at him a bit confused at first before an angry frown made it’s way onto her face. “Exactly, it’s a napkin. You didn’t even give me a chance to grab it before you let it go.” Bringing her attention off of him, she turned around slightly to see if she could spot the object but had no luck. “I honestly don’t know, but you’re free to go look for it if you need it that bad?” 

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Hey, I'm just being honest.  I'm sure a lot of people base their friendships solely on their love for a brilliant show.  You were still in probation.  Now that I know, you're clear.  Oh, ha-ha.  Would you like a cookie or something?  One hand or not, that guy’s awesome.  Eh... Dany’s alright.  Kinda annoying though.  She’s all like, “where’re my dragons!” all the time.  Not a very good mother if you ask me.

I feel like a lot of people might feel the same way on that topic though. I’m glad you’re cool now. Um, You didn’t know how you felt about me? I’m only slightly offended by that statement. You mean hand down. Singular.. Get it? I am absolutly smitten with my Dany girl. Mother of dragons and she slays my life. Yeah, this one is mine. 

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Elijah felt almost overwhelmed by the closeness of her, while even still, he felt himself aching to be closer.  Feeling her lips part with his, he fluttered his eyes open, his brows furrowed only slightly as he realized that the moment didn't last forever; though moments ago, he felt like it could have.  His eyes were being held open weakly as he turned to watch her reach for the bedside table and the pleasant buzz of anticipation only continued to increase at the sight of the wrapper.  As the girl began peeling it open, Elijah found himself trailing gentle kisses along her jawline, appreciating and praising her for loving him.  He lowered himself back against the mattress once her lips met with his again, and he recognized its pace having experienced her kiss him like this once before.  As she began slipping the rubber onto him while keeping such a lascivious kiss locked to his lips, the boy felt an entirely new sense of yearning for her.  A weak groan escaped him and he lowered his hand to guide hers the rest of the way.  Once it was on, Elijah pulled her back in, feeling as though he could spend the entire night with her draped over him; he needed to feel her close.  Peering down at their bodies, Elijah marveled at the feeling of her warm skin against his, feeling her ignite all of his senses and awakening every inch of him with her touch.  When he brought his lips back to hers, his head was spinning with the bliss that was flourishing through him. “You’re so beautiful.” He muttered before bringing his lips to her yet again.  He could feel his kisses growing more and more amorous and after a few seconds, he carefully lifted her, trading their positions.  He smiled down at her momentarily, leaving thoughtful kisses along her cheekbone as he slowly brought his member to her entrance. “You okay?” He breathed next to her ear before making any further moves.

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His expression remained blank as he heard his dramatic sigh and his snorted slightly when he spoke, rolling his eyes and completely disregarding his offended reaction. “Too good for what shit?” He laughed, brows furrowing slightly. Though his general demeanor seemed annoyed, Elijah could only possibly feel it halfheartedly as he peered down to the ridiculously drunk lad sitting on the forest floor.  Shaking his head as he continued to speak, he scoffed. “We’d be able to hear them, having sex, mate.” He paused, trying to allow the idea to sink in. “Who’s gonna go all the way to the forest to have pitiful, quiet, boring-- not even good-- sex?”  Pausing again to look at him for a moment, trying to tell if he even understood anything he was saying, he let out a sharp sigh. “Look, we’re-- we’re not even far from the resort okay, just walk...”

Letting his draw drop, Austin let out a dramatic gasp. “How dare you belittle me.” He slurred as he pointed a finger at Elijah accusingly. Looking up at Elijah from the floor, he shrugged. “I don’t feel like navigating. Honestly, I’m too good for this shit.” He spoke before fixing his shirt and dusting it off. Looking over to where he gestured he sighed. “I fucking can’t see what leads that way.” He spoke the obvious before getting up and dusting off his pants before stumbling a little. “What if there’s like people having sex over there? That’s disgusting because they could get like treegitis from that or some shit.” He spoke, mumbling majority of the words.