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Ngl most days I want to reach through the screen, grab nonblack and TME people by the shoulders, and shake y’all while screaming “BLACK TRANS WOMEN ARE BEING MURDERED I DONT CARE BOUT YOUR LIL DISCOURSES”

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its really convenient that the normal reaction to being violated and scrutinized and disbelieved for a sustained period of time is to just lose the ability to maintain consideration and cautiousness with one's words. i bet making a woman go fucking insane and pretending it happened for no reason feels soooo good when you're a man

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side note, teaching myself to pronounce that last one felt like learning a new fucking language

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alien girl that gets so sad when she find out that her human transfem buddy can’t get pregnant and decides to implants her eggs in said buddy in order to make things right.

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Being a boymoder is so fucking horrible because at any point some lady can just pick you up off the street and make you into her personal fuckdoll, you can try and fight back but inevitably your skinny estrogen-ravaged frame will be unable to stop her. She’ll take you back to her house and she’ll smile, politely, as she drags you into bondage. Pleading with her to stop is utterly useless as she beats you again over and over whilst claiming that this is for your own good. Eventually you’ll get desperate, the pain too much to bear. She’ll notice your begging and incoherent wailing has stopped, her boot will be placed before you, accompanied by a command: ‘Lick’. A single tear will roll down your face. You’ll bend over and, with shame washing over you, will set to work cleaning off all of the blood you so selfishly covered her boot in.

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can we stop pretending there's any sort of hierarchy within kink space. it's all the same shit everything is- oh god. hold on i forgot some ppl like men. yeah no that's not ok

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God can you imagine if Donald Trump became president? There’d be like a new bubonic plague and he’d be like “idk drink bleach about it”

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we used to be temple priestesses and now I need to remember to things like this

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You can bonsai a dryad.

I keep one on my nightstand to use as a fleshlight.

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(haggardly stumbling out of the monster's den , fucked up hair, looking more tired than i ever havw) i found out what the secret of the mimic is. Snake Woman Entire Year

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i am jacking my pee pee to ideologies that would kill a lesser woman

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me desperately clinging to my favorite stuffed animal while my parents argue loudly in their room: itsprobably my fault

my cat speaking telepathically: thats not true! your parents hated each other long before you were born this was inevitable

me: oh...

the spectre that hanuts my livingroom:

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@official-baru-cormorant

it’s real.

If this post gets one note, I’m making a Baru Cormorant rp/ask blog.

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I can’t make pasta any more without mumbling to myself, “wet the drys… then dry the wets…”