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Danny DeVito responds to his shrine
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What do I do when I have a whole month of insomnia, and medicine isn鈥檛 helping?
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why did my neighbors name their wifi network this
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One of my favorite tropes is post apocalyptic towns being named after dilapidated signs with missing letters, like Novac (no vacancy) and Eaden (dead end). There鈥檚 something inexplicable about it
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My Halloween costumes this year! Happy haunting.
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me: this fun and lighthearted movie made me happy, therefore it is a good movie
film critics:
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on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt
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americans think ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN of driving 7 hours. they鈥檒l drive 7 hours just for dinner. they鈥檒l drive 7 hours just for chips and dip
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jonathan van ness is braver than the us marines
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