iwillhaveamoonbase

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I just really like girls. Women. I enjoy them. I like them even more when they're not real so I can be like "I hope they break down and scream and cry and bite and break things until their throat is torn to shreds" which is not a nice thing to think about real women. I hope all real women have a nice day actually. But I want that pretend one thrown in the woodchipper. Because I love her.

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I wish they could invent a medical device that temporarily transfers your symptoms and pain to the doctor treating you and it worked like a shock collar. “I think light exercise would-.” and then bam they’re rolling around the floor clutching their stomach in agony and dry heaving.

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“sync your contacts” i’d rather be waterboarded to death actually tysm tho

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babygirl i can overthink things you’ve never even thought of in your life

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loml, the libby app

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All of these are by @mattxiv on Instagram.

Here's to all the shockingly single bachelor uncles or the two very close friends who just happened to be girls and are only living together until one of them finds a man (they lived together for forty two years).

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One like = one smooch on his little head

One reblog = granting him access to the nuclear launch codes

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we all got that one interest that all of our followers ignore in perfect sync no matter how much we post about it

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can someone let me know when they find a better planet where only the gentle survive

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I used to be a proficient googler who never wasted a word but since Google is near useless no matter how good you are at it now I have reverted to just typing in entire questions like an old person

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RYAN GOSLING "I'm Just Ken" wins Best Original Song at the 29th Annual Critics' Choice Awards (January 14, 2024)

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Fandom Problem #9392:

As much as I can understand feeling frustrated with romantic endgames seeming like an inevitable conclusion so much of the time, I still hate the mindset that the presence of romantic relationships automatically makes a work less intellectual, or people less intellectual for enjoying them.

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my love for you is like the moon; it controls the tides somehow through a mechanism i don’t entirely understand

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they were right btw. you have to dig yourself out of your grave over and over again

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