ixeliema
ixeliema
~still a piece of garbage~
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She/They 🏳️‍⚧️ Masquerain Enthusiast, Volo Sympathizer, Hop is my son, don't even fuck with me 👊🏻 I mostly just reblog shit but I've been known to post a fic or two 🌸 Level 26 🌻 Scorpio Sun ♏️ Gemini Moon ♊️ Leo Rising ♌️ Witch 🔮 Vocalist who sometimes writes songs and poorly plays nine instruments 🎤🎹 Writer of fanfiction, poetry, and original fiction alike 📝 Avid Fantasy/Thriller Reader 📚 Panromantic Demisexual Demigirl 🏳️‍🌈 Neurospicy 🌶🧠 Hyperfixations right now are Pokemon, MCYT (HC and Life), Warrior Cats, Terraria, Owl House, Subnautica, Stardew Valley, She-Ra, Hollow Knight, and many more 🎮 Pluviophile 🌧 BLM/ACAB, TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN, POLY RELATIONSHIPS ARE REAL, DNI IF YOU SUPPORT TERF/GENDER CRITICAL IDEOLOGY, BOOK BANS/CENSORSHIP, PRO-LIFE PROPAGANDA, OR -ISM OF ANY KIND.
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ixeliema · 1 minute ago
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whats everyones first video game (criteria can be whatever you want but im going for the first game i remember playing as a kid) mine's harvest moon friends of mineral town
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A fantasy story starting with the protagonist minding her own business gathering firewood, when a demon appears out of nowhere announcing that she belongs to him now. The protagonist demands to know on what grounds, she's never signed no damn contract. The demon is kind of baffled by this, and awkwardly explains that just now her father had promised his firstborn for something, and she is his firstborn.
The protagonist digs her heels in and says no, she never knew her biological father and by the way the demon explained the situation, evidently her father also doesn't know that he already has a daughter, so therefore the man who had made no contribution to her life after he bred and fled has no claim to her as something he could barter.
Not giving a shit about the fact she's gambling her life in doing so, the protagonist makes contact with the local woodland fae, asking them to negotiate on her side. The fae think that this is fucking hilarious and go with her. So, having lawyered up and with a reluctant demon in tow, the protagonist heads off on a quest to find her father and do whatever it takes to wrangle everyone involved into unmaking the contract.
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ixeliema · 5 minutes ago
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Unreliable narrators are one hell of an idea. You can just write whatever, and if a reader points out "hey the way this scene happened should not be physically possible if it's done the way this character described it", you can just be like "yeah I don't trust that fucker either."
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ixeliema · 7 minutes ago
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Hitch's new outfit
(HE/HIM) 🐁🧀🏳️‍⚧️
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ixeliema · 8 minutes ago
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OP: so this is the ‘intense regional downpour’ on the weather forecast
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ixeliema · 9 minutes ago
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Add realism to your fantasy stories by having characters from different backgrounds struggle to pronounce each others' names.
"My name is [low guttural sound] but I don't want to hear you butcher it. So you may call me She Who Arises With The Cold Mountain Sun."
"...Is that what your name really means? All that in just one word?"
"Yes. If you stress the wrong syllable it comes out as 'She Who Coldly Wakes Up The Mountain Sun', or 'The Cold Woman Who Wakes The Mountain Sun', and you will not call me that."
"Oh, huh. Could we just call you Mountain Sun, for short?"
"Hmh. It's boastful, almost bordering on blasphemy, but it is flattering. I accept it."
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ixeliema · 1 hour ago
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My favorite moments of the Boarder Hoarder guest episode
Jimmy shipping shinyduo on main
Joel and Lizzie going from being uber competitive in a small group to “this is my spouse, together we are powerful” the moment the are outnumbered
Shelby pulling up ten minutes in and being more prepared than Oli and Jimmy combined
Shelby’s giggle when Lizzie drowns
Oli just standing there starving to death while having a casual (not at all time sensitive) conversation and not so much as mentioning the situation until Jojo interrupts like “are you hungry btw?”
Jojo pulling up fifteen minutes in and being more prepared (and knowledgeable) than Oli and Jimmy combined
Jimmy asking what pie is and Oli’s “three point��.. one…” killed my inner nerd (my outer nerd died seven years ago)
“I don’t even got a shovel!” “I don’t have a shovel :( where’s shubble??” “We’re so lame”
Oli and Jimmy lamenting how bad of a decision inviting Sausage was literally twenty minutes in and they’ve barely seen him
Gem being like “I know it’s not my job, but why would I stay in my lane when everyone else is incompetent?” as she should tbh
Lizzie tricking Joel into explaining what to do is even funnier because of how unsubtle she is , he definitely either knows what she’s doing and is playing along or is just so used to her acting sus that he doesn’t even question it
Oli calling Jim adorable and getting “you’re audacious” as a response 😂
Jim prompting a cut to Cam and it just being the most low-intensity crafting in the woods moment just like they predicted is everything
I was kinda wishing they had more clips from the guests but it’s actually better just cutting to them being productive every now and then, it makes for great comedic timing
Cam is getting absolutely owned rip
Gem girlbossing her way back to spawn only to find wet cat CamBam sulking, she then proceeds to lightly bully this sad sad man
Oli talking about having kids with Jimmy and Shelby just being dead silent lmao
Jojo being one of the last people to get an item simply because she’s not tryharding is so in character. She could demolish all of these fools but instead she’s just chilling, here for the vibes
El farming all the colored shulkers while Scott and Jojo are catching up with Lizzie is so sleeper agent of her
Everyone hyping Cam up when he finally gets an item and then Gem in the background “finally”
“Oli and Gem, Oli and Gem- and Cam as well, I guess”
“Just four guys” “the way it should be”
Shoutout whatever enderman left that warped nyleium (I think that’s what it’s called??)
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was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.
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ixeliema · 2 days ago
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told my roommate dracula was an epistolary novel because it’s made up of letters and she was like. of course it’s made of letters it’s a book
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ixeliema · 2 days ago
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we do need to revisit the wording of "you can't have your cake and eat it too" because i don't think it clearly enough conveys that it's more that you can't simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not....it's my cake....?
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ixeliema · 2 days ago
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people might think creating OC lore involves a lot of thinking & planning, but in my personal experience, OC development is more like a divine vision from a god slamming you over the head with a mallet while ur doing the fuckin dishes or folding laundry
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ixeliema · 2 days ago
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Forever annoyed how every new generation of pokemon since gen 7 has just continued to gut the game down the absolute most basics and then just hides it by making either the gym or villain battles kinda funky to distract everyone from the fact there's no travelling gameplay, dex gameplay, no side content, no berries, no points of genuine interest, no reasons to backtrack, no pokemon gameplay outside of battle, no breeding/training gameplay, even taking away a bunch of the pokemon, abilities, and moves.
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ixeliema · 2 days ago
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Forever annoyed how every new generation of pokemon since gen 7 has just continued to gut the game down the absolute most basics and then just hides it by making either the gym or villain battles kinda funky to distract everyone from the fact there's no travelling gameplay, dex gameplay, no side content, no berries, no points of genuine interest, no reasons to backtrack, no pokemon gameplay outside of battle, no breeding/training gameplay, even taking away a bunch of the pokemon, abilities, and moves.
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