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Silly Game Time: WEIRD GLADIATOR FIGHTS! A neanderthal who fell through a dimensional portal into an abandoned mall. They're bigger and stronger than a homo sapien, they're the best hunter in their tribe, and they're armed with a club made from a chunk of mammoth tusk (they killed the mammoth themself, incidentally). For clothing, they have a crude tunic made of thick pelts. They are motivated by the anger of disorientation and a reasonable fear of the uncanny.

VS

A living mannequin that haunts an abandoned mall—yep, the very one—filled with normal mannequins it likes to pose among. Natutally, it now hunts and kills anyone who enters its territory using two shanks made from ribs taken out of its first victim. It's made of plastic with fully articulated joints, so it's stronger but more brittle than human flesh and bone, and has full 360° range of motion and flexibility. Like all mannequins (living or otherwise) it's motivated simply by an evil desire to kill.

You have $5 to wager on the winner (no split wagers). Place your bet!

I think the mannequin. You can’t kill what isn’t alive…

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by dimda_

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Pumpkin and Forest Dragons

Alena Bobrova on Etsy

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Time by @linkeduniverse

that’s me. btw. don’t ask why i’m the hero of tiime hehe :D

the GORGEOUS picture is courtesy of my friend, @ixtaek!!

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Found a strange little guy while flower picking.

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IM DYING I DIDNT THINK THE GAME WOULD ACTUALLY USE THAT PICTURE 😭😭😭😭

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So I was roughly explaining the premise of HDW to my boyfriend and he dropped this gem, which I wanted to share with you.

Hero in a blue scarf! Triforce power!

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Divine Typo - Tears of the Wind

Chapter 4: Launch Point

Wind crashed down into a pond, the cool water pluming skyward. For a minute he just floated, letting the drops rain across his face. Then, with a massive sigh, he swam to shore.

He wasn’t far from Lookout Landing, which was a huge relief even as his stomach twisted a bit at the thought. He would have to tell Purah… Wind tugged his coat tighter, feeling a chill that didn’t seem to exist in the air around him.

The guard seemed surprised as he tromped up to the gate. “Wait, Lin— oh, sorry.” He squinted at him. “Oh! You’re… you’re the one who went off with the Princess! You’re back!”

He seemed so genuinely relieved to see Wind that he felt bad for not learning the man’s name. Wind didn’t miss how the guard glanced around, hoping Zelda would be right behind him. When the Princess did not materialize from the long grass, the guard quickly returned his attention to Wind.

Read the rest on Ao3!

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I just connected that if Penn is to be believed, Rito (or at least Penn) can talk to regular birds.

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Silly Game Time: Without saying what it is, post an image that depicts one of your interests. This could be a literal or a metaphorical depiciton. Let's see if people can guess what your interest is based solely off the image!

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Ok I’m going crazy

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Silly Game Time: COMPLETE THE PHRASE! "A stitch in time saves nine, while a lilo that's late burns through ___."

the gate.

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Silly Game Time: WRONG ANSWERS ONLY! Why are frogs like that? Y'know, [gestures at them] like *that*. All froggish.

They are embodiment of the gentle rain. Also I love them.

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Silly Game Time: WEIRD GLADIATOR FIGHTS! A mostly unstoppable force.

VS

A mostly immovable object.

You have five dollars to wager (no.split wagers). Place your bet!

I’ll go with mostly immovable object. A force will take the path of least resistance and therefore go around rather than sticking around trying to push through the object, so it’s more likely to stay in place.

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For some reason this took a minute to load and became hilarious to me.

When you daydream about your story and it doesn’t magically write itself onto the page:

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Me @me - Treat yo self

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Silly Game Time: When you see SANDWICH, what are the first and second kinds of sandwiches that come to mind?

Tuna BLT