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Alf is having a heart attack

" But Mr. Cappuccin is at work right now.. "

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I BANISH THEE TO MOMONGA HELL!!!

" WAIT- NO! YOU CANNOT JUST CONDEMN SOMEONE TO HELL!!! THAT'S NOT GOOD.. Only God can do that. "

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CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP 🍜

CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP 🍜

CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP 🍜

Slurppppp

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Do you wanna try my Caesar salad? I made it just for you!

*gives you a Caesar salad with croutons shaped like a cross*

" That.. Uhmm.. That looks good.. "

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Behold! The beast!

Anoko!

" Woah! What the-... What are you?.. "

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Abby got some nice gifts for her mom and dad! How sweet🥺💕

" Which reminds me.. "

Angus pulls out a large gift box..

" Daddy got you something too. "

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Have you seen that worm slug nightmare version of you? kinda cute icl

" Yeah, he's friendly.. I'm still wondering how he looks like that though.. Like a sentient blob of flesh. "

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*Edderkop appears out of nowhere and gives Izaack a kiss on the lips.*

"Hello, my dear!"

" Whuh.. Whe.. Uhh.. Hello to you too, love. "

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Stupid ask aahhhh

What you think about Angus

I mean i know you two like to bite yours ass but what you think exactly about him

" I don't know about the ass part but me and Angud have been friends since I moved here.. He was a tough nut to crack but I don't regret trying. "

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Do you think Dr W and Miss Stone seem sus?

" W? Yes. Mia? No so much. She's a very social gal and I doubt she'd want to involve herself into dirty business too much. "

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*Ambrose isn’t intimidated by Angus. AT ALL. The most he wants to do now is to scare the living shit out of these two adult men, mostly Izaack for killing his tarantula.*

“Hmph fine. Just make sure it’s the same species as my tarantula. It’s called the Tliltocatl albopilosus. The curly haired tarantula. You’re lucky its venom isn’t enough to kill a human. However, if you ever did mess with my cat Mr Gauss…”

*His eyes darkens ominously*

“Your funeral might be coming sooner than you expect.”

*He stops what he’s doing and strokes his dead tarantula, with a hint of disappointment on his face*

//I don’t think Ambrose would be a rival to Angus so long as he doesn’t piss him off again//

" Kill a cat?! I would kill myself first.. Ough.. "

" Tliltocoatl Albopilosus.. Whatever that is.. "

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I’ve kidnapped Glirp and Glorp! You have 24 hours before I make off with them 🔫

" You do know they aren't human, right? I doubt any human weaponry would have any effect on them. "

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May I offer you this little ball of anxiety as tribute?

" Why do you twitch so much, kiddo? "

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Ideal vacation spot for you?

" Snowy areas! "

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*cursed you with multiple momongas*

*"Mitee" the creature screeches..*

" Death, I await. "

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What’re your kids made of? They must be filled with soup

" Maybe. "

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u look like a Victoria crowned pigeon

" What an unique bird.. You're blue too..hehe. "