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I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything

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"isn't it unrealistic that every time some rebellion shit goes on in District 12 it's someone related to or connected to Lucy Gray" no because Snow committed the cardinal sin of dating someone from a big family in a small town

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Mike Faist as Jack Twist in Brokeback Mountain at West End (2023)

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“I’ll just rest my eyes” is the biggest lie you’re going straight to snorkmimimi land

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A small collaboration with Ibraheem, whose campaign is still going!!

So if you have the money to spare I implore you to donate:

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“I’d kill for you. Please ask me to kill for you.” “No.” Is a top tier ship dynamic no I do not take criticism

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― Fyodor Dostoyevsky, The Gentle Spirit

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it's just me and my gay fanfics against the world

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the bitches traumatized by saltburn would never survive the fics in my ao3 history

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characters whose philosophy is “if i cannot be wanted, i will be needed and if i cannot be needed, let me be used until there’s nothing left of me.” thank you for everyone’s attention. falls off stage and dies

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again.

they are trying

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saltburn is a romcom btw sorry to those who don't get it. pin in the bike tyre is just intentionally spilling a drink on your crush for the chance to touch their skin while wiping them down. embellishing a story so they find you interesting? been there. who hasn't drugged a bottle of champagne to kill them with when they don't reciprocate your feelings. that's what young love is all about

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SALTBURN • SELBY WALL (ETHEL CAIN)

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That little white dude was like runny eggs give me an upset tummy and proceeded to consume the body fluids of 3 ppl on that table

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the way felix is convinced he's living in a romance movie to the extent that he dresses up like juliet. he considers kissing oliver in the maze. he makes himself off limits but not quite with the open door while he's in the bath; he's the damsel of the film, no doubt. but felix's tragedy is that oliver is convinced it's a horror story and a tale of revenge. so he doesn't play his part as romeo. he vomits up the poison so he can't die from "some poison more" and leaves felix to die alone.

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nowhere else