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Shout out to all the no powers aus

I appreciate the Rumi + Saja Boys bestieship and the mlm-wlw hostility between Mira and Jinu

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The way Superman depicted complicit civilians is gonna stick with me.

Because usually when you have your villain, usually the civilians working for them are gonna be largely faceless or cowed. And then when the hero crashes the scene, only the armed goons are taken out while said civilians flee to remove any questions.

In here though, you can tell they all enjoy working for Luthor. The technicians in his hq have fun plugging in directions to Ultraman. And those in the base camp wear tropical shirts while listening to music and playing games on their downtime. Nobody is working with rigid confirmity nor are there moral reservations (the only objection shown was when his obsession almost got them killed).

So when Mr. Terrific arrived on the scene, it is actually fitting that he wiped out the workers alongside the armed goons.

Also the way Superman's fellow prisoners not only attempted to snitch on him but actually tried to out snitch each other deserves a whole other analysis.

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I hate skirk’s outfit so much, her boobs look like they’re gonna fall out if she moves wrong 💔

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... look all i'm saying is that all the adult mondstadt characters around jean fit neatly into the archetypes of dating sim love interests /shot

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Jason gets shot once with a gun with enough punch that it completely pierces his armor on the side, and there is a moment of panic because oh that was definitely his kidney right there, but Jason just keeps going like nothing happened and takes the guy down and then turns around like what are you guys staring at.

And he still doesn't look like he even noticed it.

"Jesus Christ Jason lay down!"

"What? Why?"

"What do you mean what, why? You just got shot!"

"What? Ah, damnit, I hate fixing up these, bullet holes in armor suck"

"Be less worried about bullet holes in your armor and more about bullet holes in you!"

"Relax, it didn't even hit me."

"What?"

And Jason proceeds to strip off his body armor and show that a lot of it is just, you know, armor and padding. His actual bodyline is a lot further in than where his armor makes it look like it is. And he is very confused over why everybody is confused about this because this is the whole fucking point of armor? You know, to shield his actual body? So he doesn't take the brunt of the hits? Oh, what is he even talking about, of course you would be confused, you spandex-wearing weirdoes.

Later they ask him what else is a lie, because apparently Jason is not actually a hulking mass of muscle, and Jason proceeds to take his boots off, and immediately shifts from being 6'2+ to just 6 feet tall.

"Why are you wearing platform combat boots?!"

"I stepped on glass and other shit too many times while wearing those pixie boots! Not anymore! Nothing can get through these soles! Oh and also I like the height."

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The funniest outcome on the tech tree would be if

Nod-Krai has an even higher level of industrial revolution manufactured tech than the previous nations. Telegraphs and radio and long-distance rail and tanks and zeppelins and stainless steel. And,

Snezhnaya is like Mondstadt.

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X. @ lynblord

Ig. @ lynblord

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I think all of Obi-Wan's exes and flings should make an anonymous support group.

"Hello, I'm Owen"

"in chorus: Hello, Owen"

"Well, so both my wife and me had something like threesome. It DIDN'T ruin our marriage though, in fact it made us like each other even more. But by the Hutts it made us hate the guy, he's worst neighboor we have."

"-Sounds of agreement-"

The meetings are at Dex's.

And yes, half of the support group are ghosts, they returned from beyond the grave just to complain about Obi-Wan and offer support to his other flings

Obi-Juan kenobi

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Personality hire

Working Cats

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mysticalAU

*In this AU their weapons are represented in the form of light and all the robins have different specialties.

*jaybird has two sworts of light (It's a reference to when Jay was given those weapons for being worthy)

*jay was the frirts heir of bruce (bc dick refused the title)

*when he died the only thing that could recoverd was a little yellon wing (bruce has it in a santuary)

*he cannot fly but is a exellent hunter; he can shot down anything with wings

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Can we hear a round of applause

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WARNING! !SPOILER! !WARNING

Probably has major spoilers for the tv show Butterfly, so if you haven't watched the last episode of the show, dont read.

So, I just finished watching the 1st season and the last episode pissed me off so much.

Honestly, the underlying plot of redemption and rediscovering your humanity throughout the show was somewhat annoying given that David use to do the same kind of work Rebecca did and yet was judging her for taking satisfaction/enjoyment from it, but thats a whole other point.

Rebecca has shown herself to enjoy the work she did for Caddis and isn't the kind of person to leave loose ends.

The moment she chose David over Juno, that was it.

Rebecca has lived and experienced what happens when you dont clear up loose ends and leave people/threats alive by accident. Doing it intentionally? Never going to happen.

I have no doubt Rebecca loved Juno, the woman was her mentor and helped make her who she is.

Killing her would probably hurt on some level.

But she understands who Juno is enough to know that the moment she turned on her, scorched earth was their only option.

She's also vindictive enough that no matter how much she loved Juno, finding out the woman was responsible for her father being burned and abandoning her was essentially a death warrant.

There's no world where Rebecca would ever leave Juno alive. So the fact she begged David not to kill her? Its laughable.

Then there's the cliffhanger, and it was so unnecessary. I mean, seriously, they fridged David's wife

I get that all of this was supposed to be their way of setting it up for a new season, they want Juno as a reoccurring villain and continued friction between David and Rebecca as the distrust between father and daughter is a core part of the show.

However, there were other options that allowed them to stay true to Rebecca's character, tie up all the loose ends and set everything up for a whole new season/show that didn't involve fridging.

(Yes the murder of a female character for male trauma/character growth continues to annoy me)

Whilst watching, i came up with an idea that I speculated to my dad as everything went down, and whilst not perfect, i honestly think it would have been better than what they did:

After David finally kills the assassin during the daring rescue, have him go looking for his daughter and have him find Rebecca just in time to see her kill Juno.

Have her smile as she does it.

Satisfied in an objective finally being handled.

Have the smile turn into a grin when she sees him, her delight at him coming for her and proving he cared obvious.

Have him look down at the body of his once friend and someone he knows his daughter loved dearly

Let this be the crack that really starts to make him doubt he can save her from what Juno turned her into and have him ignore it. Have him choose not to care.

More importantly, let Rebecca notice.

Rebecca is trained and smart.

She can see that Juno wasnt wrong when she claimed David wanted to 'fix' her.

She can see that he's finally starting to realise he might not be able to save her from this path she's walked/ing

Yet, he doesn't take back the offer of family, the chance to be together.

David will never stop trying to save her/change her, but even if he can't. Even when he knows he can't, he still wants her in his life.

After this realisation have then head back to his wife and her family. When they arrive, have the father in law remind him of the favour owed for helping rescue Rebecca and have her take it on in David's stead

David will fight against it, but the father-in-law will much prefer this outcome, and Rebecca will eventually convince him to accept it as the best way forward.

Rebecca is much more suited to pay back the favour owed without being bogged down by morals or guilt and frankly she'll probably enjoy working with her step-grandfather and his smuggling ring far more than playing happy families with her father, Stepmother and half sister.

Meanwhile the stepfather has the chance to aquire a new asset for his empire, he can keep a volatile entity away from his daughter and he has the opportunity to try and manipulate Rebecca into seeing her sister as family through controlled meetings.

Rebecca will probably be more comfortable interacting with him given he seems more in line with Juno personality wise than David and its a good opportunity to build the necessary bonds and dynamic to keep Rebecca from turning on them all

She burned her entire life for her father, but she has no real ties to any of them. Not even her sister. This is a chance for him to careful change that to his advantage.

Having someone like Rebecca caring for and protecting your granddaughter, your family? It's something a lot of people would want.

David won't be happy but working under the father-in-law means that they can still work on their relationship and interact/ have devastating misunderstandings that are good tv without tearing the family apart.

We saw flashbacks of him calling Rebecca and her mother/his dead wife when she was little whilst on missions. Let's see her calling him and her sister whilst handling smugglers and pirates.

Give us a whole season of her getting embroiled in the father in laws smuggling empire.

Or whatever illicit things hes involved in. I kinda assumed smuggling from what I saw and what was implied but idk.

I just feel like this would be more fun.

Idk, maybe im just tired of baddass amoral bitches being redeemed and fixed.

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I swear his smile becomes softer and more genuine with each update

(Also am loving the content these last two patches where he’s spoken to without being the butt of a joke)

And since they asked for a Claymore user to pose next to him:

Bonus headcanon:

After this event, a shipment of the gaudiest bar decor arrived at the door of the Angel’s Share as a gift

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WIP

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Bruce Wayne knows that his “Brucie Wayne” mask has always helped keep suspicion away from Batman. The image of a party boy and playboy, but also a charitable and kind man, turned him into Gotham’s golden boy from a young age.

But he also knows that, to a certain point, the playboy persona clashed with his image as a good father. I mean, he already had to fight off rumors that all of his adopted kids were actually his secret biological children… Well, even he had his doubts and ended up getting paternity tests for Dick, Jason, Tim, and Cass—more than once. Just to be sure.

Bruce knows that “Brucie” isn’t the same façade it used to be, and that his flirtatious, party-loving public image has even affected his kids. School kids can be cruel, and his children had to take the hits.

So Bruce makes a decision. With Tim, Stephanie, and Barbara’s help, he decides to produce a documentary. Something small, meant to premiere openly in Gotham and digitally for the rest of the country. Basically, it was Bruce admitting that the public image he kept up for years was a façade—a way to avoid being taken too seriously, so people would leave him alone and let him live his real life in private.

In short: Bruce basically pulled a Paris Hilton—performing a role for years to give the media the heir they wanted.

The documentary was titled “The Man Behind the Golden Boy.” It even featured Clark Kent—reporter and close friend—as the main interviewer.

Dick, Jason, Tim, Cassandra, and Damian all made short appearances, talking about their father and what he was really like outside of galas and cameras.

Turns out Gotham’s public loved mature Bruce, the responsible dad, way more than “Brucie”—the guy who once danced half-naked against an ice sculpture at Penguin’s club.

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@uhh-meg quite frankly i haven't been able to get this out of my head so i'm making it everybody else's problem

(ID in alt text)

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and that’s how it’s done done done

quick doodle not thaaat proud but they soo cute