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face wise, i'm hobbit hot but i'm elf mid. it's not that hobbits have lower standardses, its that elfses only needses guyses who looksies like timothee chalametses. uh oh. the presiouses is workingsees.

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sick of these job applications man

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they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"

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Okay I do not give a shit about this article at all but where did they get this picture of the skeleton wearing prescription pill armor

Like this is the coolest fucking thing I have seen in a while who made this

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2 mandarins for good luck 🍊🍊

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wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I've never been so fucking mad.

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How do they choose which sand to be the glass and which sand to be the sand in an hourglass... Imagine you and your best friend were two grains of sand and you had to be in the hourglass and your bestie had to be the glass. Ur together but youve never been more apart. A Sick and twisted practice hourglassery is...

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New Fantasy Life i trailer!

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really loved the scarvi epilogue

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Bonus:

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looking at that one booktok post and didn’t realize how funny this is. uou do not know what a safe word is

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all of the avengers are t-shirt-stealing gremlins 😤

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Every time some fash posts about Real Art vs Duchamp's Fountain it's like lol that urinal has been kicking your ass for a hundred years

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Did you guys know the “Sickos” artist made a Sicko thats a WGA screenwriter on strike (said comic artist is a The Onion satirist comic artist and his name is Stan Kelly)

And honestly? What a mood. Haha YES indeed.

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This show is ruining me! They're so good!