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j2ngkook · 3 years ago

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Jjong 🐶

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j2ngkook · 5 years ago

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do u ever just think abt how beautiful jungkook is growing his hair, chunky boots n trainers, big black oversized clothes, piercings n tattoos but like he wears is heart n emotions on his sleeve n loves making bouquets n wearing flowers in his hair n writes, composes n produces some of the most heart warming gorgeous music, is super kind and loving n just all round beautiful in every way imaginable like can u believe he exists in this world???? he really is a warm hug

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j2ngkook · 5 years ago

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im crying rn this is perfect

Best Friend AU! w/ Jungkook

requested by @jungkxmh

i knew you were a hoe for me :)

as requested, its not gonna be romantic sorry

jungkook and you would probably become friends bc of something stupid

like maybe he’d turn to you and threatened to leak your nudes and then start screaming bc he thought jimin was behind him

or for a more pg ver, he said many death threats colorfully decorated with totally child friendly words

or if you wanna be a total angel he shoved his phone in your face and it was a weird ass meme

idk hes just an idiot

i love him :(

probably goes over to your place while youre at work and eats all your food

but feels kinda bad later so he buys you a takeout feast

if you try to do anything nice for him out of the blue, he’ll pretend to throw up

5 minutes later he buys you ice cream tho lmao

will force you to play games with him no matter what

you have work to do? its okay, your boss will understand. play games with him

you are too tired? adrenaline from the games will fix it

you just dont wanna play games? too fucking bad youre playing games

is a literal child

‘y/n go buy me a rolex’

‘what the hell you bitch i have no money’

if you’re sad, make no mistake

he will go over to you even if its 2am to cheer you up

is lowkey annoying but its a good kind of annoying

you two are so extra when it comes to christmas gifts

its the only time of year where you can both show your mutual love and appreciation for each other without actually getting into the feels

he also will tease you for anything anytime

yall would be texting and youll accidentally put ‘get some froto’ instead of ‘get some froyo’ and he wont let that go for a week

“hA SURE I’LL GET YOU SOME FROTO AHAHAH”

itll probably lead to you signing up for martial arts classes so you can literally kick his ass

if youre shorter than him, he’ll pick you up and shake you just to annoy you

if youre taller than him, no discrimination, he’ll still pick you up and shake you

even tho he’s just your bud, he’ll get jealous if you call someone else your best friend

“ :((( i thought i was your best friend :(( “

so cute im melting what a child

but just give him some gum or make him ramen

if youre talking to someone and they tease you he’ll be pouty

“why did you talk to them like that? only i can tease you”

sorry this whole thing is just kookie being a cutie who annoys you a little but you love him

he’ll give you signed albums just for fun bc he knows that you are an ARMY no matter how many times you deny it

he saw the bangtan merch and shit in your room

he got jealous when you hung a seventeen poster up tho

lil shit took it down after an hour

probably will make you change your lockscreen to a derpy picture of him so “you will see my ugly face everyday and be reminded that you are never free from me”

whoa creepy

slow your roll there kookie

his knowledge of bangtan memes comes from you

will support you in everything you do but in a subtle way

you call each other out all the time

“i dont like mint choc”

“dont lie you ate all my mint choc ice cream the other day”

“thAT WAS YOU??”

“NO???”

“I WATCHED YOU EAT IT”

“UM NO I WAS WATCHING SUPERNATURAL AND THEN IT WAS GONE”

“SERVES YOU RIGHT FOR NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO ME WHILE IM AT YOUR DAMN APARTMENT”

you never gave him keys to your apartment actually

he probably stole them from yoongi bc theres that faded purple sharpie mark from when you accidentally dropped it on the keys

once he brought taehyung and jimin with him and they raided your fridge

jimin and tae paid you back bc they felt bad lmao

you dont have those big friend fights? like the ones where you just get pissy with each other

its mostly just ‘stop doing that its not good’ and then ‘okay sorry’

uhmm idk what to put here im tired

he will do dumb shit with you

like convince you to go break into a park and go down the slides

then scare the bejeezes out of you bc its dark and quiet

he sends you the address and exact item he wants you to try if he finds a good place to eat at

if you get a favorite place, you guys will go everytime you decide to eat somewhere

everyone hate loves you two

bc you two are obnoxiously loud but cute at the same time

everyone thinks youre a couple but no hes nasty why would i date him

then you’ll probably argue about whos nastier

yall argue like an old married couple

never about anything big its just about whos getting the snacks and whatnot

if you get periods, he will totally be the Best and buy whatever you need

hes got ‘period kits’ in his car, at the dorm, in your house somewhere idk

he keeps pads/tampons in his wallet so you wont freak out

ok lets stop talking about that nasty shit

your friendship is so strong what the hell

he cried while you guys were watching a kdrama bc the love interest died

ahahah what a nerd

so yea basically jungkook would be a pain in the ass of a friend but he’s also a pain in the ass whos always there for you whether you’re crying over your boyfriend/girlfriend or crying bc your favorite ice cream ran out at the store

(A/N): i always forget how i format my authors note but hey yea its been a while since i posted something sorry -peanut

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j2ngkook · 5 years ago

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j2ngkook · 5 years ago

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