jacespunkdad

[jacespunkdad]

Shitty parents will guilt their kids about how much they have to suffer to put a roof over their head, like having kids was the only reason they had to grudgingly give up on a lifelong dream of being homeless.

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one thing about me i’m the leaver. i will leave

[jacespunkdad]

Nothing more embarrassing than accidentally using a big word wrong because now I'm simultaneously both stupid and pretentious, the worst combination of all time

[jacespunkdad]

just remember, tense your shoulders, grit your teeth, take rapid shallow breaths and say to yourself ”oh shit, oh fuck, this is all my fault”

[jacespunkdad]

say what u want about Sabrina she's doubling down on being an ally to the LGBT community and to drag queens and trans women specifically in a time where it's more profitable to abandon your progressive image and cater to right wingers instead and for that she has my respect

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i was seeing all these little blue flowers everywhere and kept thinking "dang what are these bitches, i can't remember..." well guess what. they were fuckin forget-me-nots. can't believe i failed step fucking 1, the hot girls on iNaturalist are going to laugh at me and i'm gonna flunk out of hobby botany school.

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[jacespunkdad]

i hate to be this person because i used to roll my eyes at people who told me this but finally making myself go through uncomfortable situations for the possibility of joy has resulted in me being happier than i ever could have imagined being. i do think that you should always listen to yourself but i prevented my own happiness for a long time by not knowing how to tell intuition from overthinking and being too afraid and sticking to negative what if’s when i should have been sticking to positive what if’s. not every venture outside your comfort zone will result in some revelation that moves the earth under your feet but the probablilty of it is zero if you never venture out

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why the fuck is it called the xbox 360 what does 360 mean???????????????????

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[jacespunkdad]

Never trust a furry disliker

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In Mockingjay, Katniss’s squad was called squad 451. Like the book Fahrenheit 451°.

Plutarch Heaveansbee, the man who had a huge ass library, and libraries were considered RARE, named them after a book about censorship.

Plutarch is such an interesting character, the fact that he was trying to stop the games for at LEAST 25 years. And he was so devoted it makes you wonder why he even cared.

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ADHD is so funny it's like I diagnose you with lazy inconsiderate fuckup disease. And it's incurable. Here's meth

[jacespunkdad]

Like a new friend!

[jacespunkdad]

Katniss: my parents’ names? What do you need those for? That’s not important to the plot.

Haymitch: Katniss didn’t tell you her parents’ names?? Here’s a comprehensive list of her entire family tree. Did you know she’s related to my girlfriend?

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Call your man "rock bottom" the way so many losers consider hitting him up to be the absolute lowest point of their entire lives.

[jacespunkdad]

one day you wake up and it’s literally saturday